life was fucking me so i’m fucking back! here’s shy gf x gooner!jimmy :)))) randomly came up w this after hearing him say “they call me big jim for a reason”
you were sitting in the chair, your legs parted just enough to let him settle between them, his body relaxed on the floor as his wrist rested against your thigh while your tongue peeked out in concentration. you slowly, carefully dragged the head of the comb from the tip of his nose through his scalp. the teeth gliding softly against his hair as you worked, parting it with a gentleness that didn’t match the slight tremble in your hands.
you smacked your lips, leaning forward a little, squinting at the line you’d made. it wasn’t straight…not even close.
“ugh! i thought it was straight!”
“what’s wrong, baby?” he says, starting to turn his head, but you immediately guide him back into place with a soft hand.
“don’t move,” you huff, nudging him forward again before sighing. “your part is crooked and it looks ugly!”
“it’s okay, mama.”
“it is?” you ask, still frowning, your eyes hyper fixated on the part as he nods.
“don’t worry abt that, babygirl. you good.”
your fingers brush over the part again, tracing the soft zigzag of it, “but… what if it looks weird? like… what if the part is… curvy and it’s just…”
“this dick got a curve,” he says casually, like he’s talking about the weather. “would that bother you?”
you’re not sure if he’s serious or playing so your head tilts, like a puppy trying to make sense of a sound. “huh?”
“you upset over the part being crooked… but if i was inside of you, would that be an issue too?” you get what he’s trying to say, but it’s still a terrible comparison.
your fingers tap lightly against his shoulder as you think, “hmm, well…it depends…”
he turns, watching you now.
“…does it curve to the left or the right?”
a slow grin tugs at his lips, “you wanna find out?”
you can’t say you accomplished his hair, but he is proud of you for allowing your curiosity to get the best of you. your inquisitive yet naive question is what got you in the deck chair position. your legs pulled tight to your chest, hooked loosely over his shoulders as he hovers over you. his hands come up, cupping your face as he presses slow kisses across your cheeks, your temple, and the corner of your mouth. you let out a shaky breath, “it’s t-t-too…too biggg!”
“make room for me, baby.” he leans back slightly as he replies, his hands slipping from the back of your head. one settles against your hip, holding you in place while the other drifts to your clit. his fingers are tapping and petting it as a quiet breath leaves your mouth, your fingers tighten around his biceps. jimmy, himself, lets out low moans of approval as he spreads the top of your folds and rubbing gently against your clit.
“c’mon, wet this dick up…it feel good?”
you answer him with the softest little whimper, embarrassed almost as soon as it leaves your mouth. if anyone else ever saw you like this, you think you’d die on the spot. but this was jimmy, he makes you feel so safe.
his middle and ring fingers are slick w your wetness as he pressed down to apply a little pressure so he could feel your sensitive clit pulsing under his fingertips. “wanna try again, ma?” he suggested as a gentle reminder before he made you cum too early.
he could see the gears in your head turning, you wanted him so bad, even if you’re too timid to say. he pulled his fingers away, his eyes never leaving yours as he sucked them clean. he began easing you into the deck chair position again, his forearms rested beside your head while your knees stayed tucked close to your chest.
you couldn’t help but think of how he made you feel so good with just his fingertips. and while his hands rested behind your head, your mind thinks of what’s to come while you’re pinned under him.
his mouth finds your neck again, sucking and kissing the delicate skin there as he slowly rocks into you. he uses this moment to assess your comfort levels… the louder your moans got, the deeper he went. the more your eyes rolled, the harder he rolled his hips.
he keeps hitting those nerve endings inside of you, brushing against that sweet spot effortlessly. there’s your answer, like it’s come full circle. it curves just right, it doesn’t take long before you’re overwhelmed by it. he doesn’t let go of you, holding you close as he keeps punching that same spot again and again.
“…plea, pleaseeee! baeeee,” you cry out, clinging to him. your fingers are desperately grabbing at his arms, his back, anything to hold onto. his pace made your hands slip lower down his forearms, your grip getting weaker by the second. one of his hands stayed tangled in your hair while the other gripped your throat.
“mhm, you like that? that curve hitting yo spot, mama?” he smirks, squeezing your neck just a little harder before finally crashing his mouth against yours. you pulled away first, soft broken sounds falling from your lips that sounded like his name. his soft belly pressed against your lower belly as he coaxed an orgasm out of you.
you pout, a shaky whine falling from your lips. “i’m…i think…i-“
“i know, gimme that nut lil mama”
the wind is knocked clean out of you as your legs clamp around his neck, he keeps you close as he tells you how much he loves you.
then, he reminds you you’re still finishing his hair after this.
What if the reason Petey wasn't in Big Jim's begin book because he actually made a deal with the aliens before hand and nobody knows.
He originally try to talk to them to stop them from invading in general but because they have ALOT more power, Petey settle with the best choice he got. To protect his family; they can do whatever to earth but you keep his family and friends OUT OF IT!
That why the aliens just made everyone go to sleep instead of lasering all of them with the cuteray. And Sarah was also invited to the "hero party" but didn't go because she's a busy woman with news reports to do ... and because she has a gluten allergy so she doesn't want cake.
Now time for the second part of this
Now I came up with three different ideas for why Petey would hide out.
1) petey lie on his end of the deal and bought time to find a way to stop them.
Leave everything but the ring.
2) The aliens found out he had the ring and thought he must have been the chosen one and took him.
3) Petey made a EVIL plan with the aliens to become king. (cuz seeing from peteys bed frame i think he still fantasize being ruler) Of course he still kept his friends and family safe but he couldn't care less about the rest of the world. For god sake he ever told the news or the government about the invasion because he wanted them surprised.
Now you guys can pick which idea you like the most, I'm a theorist and indecisive. But either way, I do think that they will all lead to some sort of space adventure!
