imagine being mikko rantanen, just a tall goofy guy except when the refs are fucking losers. then they need to know that they are fucking losers. someone should tell them. you are a fucking loser, ref. fuck you. falling down all the time sometimes. scoring one million goals with liney nathan mackinnon with whom you have a weird dysfunctional codependency. you may have heard of nate but maybe not because he’s not that important. he’s not even finnish. imagine being like third in the league in points and having no one put respect on your name but getting so rewarded for all your hard work by your gm gifting you four finnish players just to keep you happy, like little rubber ducks out of a claw machine. cmac you are a fucking loser but not about this. thank you for the extra finns. please extend him. imagine your other linemate’s dad going on finnish radio and shit-talking your summer training because you went through a brief scoring drought. imagine scoring 96 hat tricks in one season as vengeance
