Mar 8, 2024
ALERT: BIG SNAIL
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ALERT: BIG SNAIL
I love the way the people in my life text me. this had absolutely no context. no "hello" or anything just straight to the point
and then this is what she sent me
🐌
IG rgiil
big snail boy :0
LOOK AT THIS BEAST
ISN’T IT THE BIGGEST GARDEN SNAIL YOU’VE EVER SEEN ?!!!
LOOK AT IT
HE IS LIKE TWICE AS BIG AS THE USUAL BIG BROWN ADULT GARDEN SNAIL
LOOK
AT
IT
His name is Félix
Fat Fuck Unlimited™
My (now passed) big boi!