HOLY SHIT I JUST ENCOUNTERED THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER.
FUCK.
My mom and I are cleaning/organizing the craft room, which is the biggest room in the basement. This has resulted in SPIDERS. Understandable, we're coming into their home, rearranging it, removing pieces, throwing stuff away, generally fucking shit up. The first or second day we were down there, I picked up a toilet paper tube and a BIG SPIDER was inside. I screamed, threw the tube, pushed mom out of the way, and ran upstairs. She laughed at me. Fucked up. (It was funny, I also laughed.) The next day, we were finishing up and putting stuff in the "get rid of" pile on the next level, when Willow (cat) became interested in something. ??? It was ANOTHER BIG SPIDER. Willow hunts things that fly, not things that run, so she just wanted to watch it scurry. (Thanks for telling us where it was, though 😬) We took a break today, but the spiders didn't care. As she was coming up to go to bed, I heard mom scream, followed by a ton of fucks and shits. I got up and asked where it was and how big; I knew there was a spider. It was at the bottom of the stairs, hiding behind her shoes, and it was much bigger than the others. This asshole was the size of a fifty cent piece!! It was so big it stopped being a big spider and became a small animal. Holy fuck. Biggest fucking shit I've ever seen. I'll put a picture under the cut.
Anyway, I've been nearly assassinated three different times this week by spiders big enough to drive. I no longer want to organize the craft room. Fuck.
Spider picture under here:
