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[stevebuckyswitch]

Day 3 - Quinault #bigfuckingtree #olympicnationalpark #camping #pnw (at Quinault Rain Forest) https://www.instagram.com/p/BymFSKqh9HL/?igshid=6y35ucsmjhdi

[shroominatrix]

Oh God, yes! #elvenforest #alveskog #kjempetre #bigfuckingtree #quercus #eiketre

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Turkish Delight

Bigfuckingtrees are known to be incredible lovers with the ability to manipulate their form to bring maximum pleasure to their chosen partners. These scientists from Turkey (pictured) have been using experiments

In the first image you can see that the scientists are giving the bigfuckingtree some sex and it is splitting into 2 so that it can be nice to them both

The second image shows a bigfuckingtree that has readied itself for an orgy

The look of absolute fear on the face of the scientist shows how dangerous this type of work can be

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bigfuckingsantatree

Smack Head Jonny (pictured) has emailed us with this fantastic story proving just how amazing bigfuckingtrees really are

“I used to have a bigfuckingtree in my garden and then on Christmas morning I looked out of my window and it had gone. In its place was this fantastic fountain that I like to stand in and get wet. It was the best present ever and now I don’t need to get high all the time.”

Note: this is probably how the Christmas tree was invented

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SERIOUS WARNING

Unfortunately we have received a rather worrying email from ironman-jo (pictured). He says… “I was having a swell time riding my BMX bike in a bigfuckingtree, just riding round the branches doing wheelies and skids, when suddenly the bigfuckingtree ate my bike. I was really ticked off as I used that bike for riding on.”