BigFuckingTree

Trying to unravel the mysteries of bigfuckingtrees where do they come from? what are they made of? Send your images to [email protected] for our expert scientific analysis

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This community minded bigfuckingtree is located in the car park of a nightclub and every night at closing time it transforms itself into a public toilet.

                                                          We interrupted these ladies having a shit

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Thousands of women are sheltering in friendly bigfuckingtrees tonight after it was announced that all men were bastards.

Miss Carter Carter (pictured) said, “This is ace! I’m pretending to be a squirrel.”

However the lady in this picture is clearly not as happy after losing all but two fingers in a fight with a badger.

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I ask various - you still don't get it? What is there not to get are you BigFuckinThick? God help us!ps my camera just isn't big enough for my tree I'm awaiting bigfuckinlense so I can get it all in.

Answer: As a scientist I have been asking stephen hawking to help us as god is probably one of the various ones. Thanks for following though and I hope to see pictures of your bigfuckingtree soon. Smiley face.

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“We at The New Scientist do not, in anyway, contribute to or condone the facts and opinions in any articles presented in this blog” – The New Scientist

“As a proper scientist I would like to say how informative and accurate bigfuckingtree is.” – A Proper Scientist

“I’m going to find you and then I’m going to kill you” – Anonymous

“I still don’t get it” – Various

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Turkish Delight

Bigfuckingtrees are known to be incredible lovers with the ability to manipulate their form to bring maximum pleasure to their chosen partners. These scientists from Turkey (pictured) have been using experiments

In the first image you can see that the scientists are giving the bigfuckingtree some sex and it is splitting into 2 so that it can be nice to them both

The second image shows a bigfuckingtree that has readied itself for an orgy

The look of absolute fear on the face of the scientist shows how dangerous this type of work can be

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Smack Head Jonny (pictured) has emailed us with this fantastic story proving just how amazing bigfuckingtrees really are

“I used to have a bigfuckingtree in my garden and then on Christmas morning I looked out of my window and it had gone. In its place was this fantastic fountain that I like to stand in and get wet. It was the best present ever and now I don’t need to get high all the time.”

Note: this is probably how the Christmas tree was invented

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What fuckinplanet are you on with these bigfuckintrees? They are definately more impressive than I have ever seen before.A voyeur from the wilderness.

Answer: If I have misunderstood your question correctly. I believe that bigfuckingtrees actually originate from our very own moon. It’s likely that about 50 or 60 years ago the moon became very boring and everyone decided to leave. The so called ‘impact craters’ that cover the surface of the moon were in fact created when bigfuckingtrees pulled themselves out of the ground before flying down to Earth. 

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SERIOUS WARNING

Unfortunately we have received a rather worrying email from ironman-jo (pictured). He says… “I was having a swell time riding my BMX bike in a bigfuckingtree, just riding round the branches doing wheelies and skids, when suddenly the bigfuckingtree ate my bike. I was really ticked off as I used that bike for riding on.”

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the deardon tree

This is the bigfuckingtree that started it all.

It was noticed that throughout the summer months the Deardon Tree was always full of birds and yet by the time winter rolled around, its branches were empty.

Conclusion:  The Deardon Tree was eating the birds

In this image you can see Rames Jamsay using science on the Deardon Tree to see if she can feel the birds inside.

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I have had a few emails thousands of emails asking if there is an email address where bigfuckingtree enthusiasts can send me their photos and thoughts about bigfuckingtrees. Well of course there is...

 [email protected] 

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Can we plant a tree on this site?

You would need to be very strong to plant a bigfuckingtree. Are you very strong? This would help

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Thanks to Rachel for sending in this picture of some big trees fucking. Rachel points out that this is proof that bigfuckingtrees are mating on our planet. He also suggests that bigfuckingtrees might be made out of cloth.

  Interesting

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I don’t love bigfuckingtrees and I’m not a ‘tree hugger’. I just want to know a bit more about them, like where do they come from and what are they made of?

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Thanks for sending in your photos. It's great to know that I'm not alone and that there are so many of you who would like to know a bit more about bigfuckingtrees.

The girl in this photo however is clearly an idiot

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Jebus... what has that thing been eating?

Rames Jamsay (pictured) has been studying bigfuckingtrees for longer than she cares to remember and she believes that they mostly eat dirt

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Reviews for BigFuckingTree

"wow... that's a big fucking tree" - The New York Times

"bigfuckingtree has filled a hole that wasn't there so that now there is a kind of lump" - Anonymous

"I don't get it" - Various