#biggestalphabro

[red-circuits]

hahaha oh my god i cannot believe dirk made you. Well aren't you just the cutest little bot. Shorty extraordinaire. That's you.

Why don’t you go bother Dirk, your favorite, hmm? I’m sure he’s more interesting to speak with.

[pheonixesashes]

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Bro’s only really out tonight because he knows that his piss poor excuse for beer is on sale.  He really only drinks it because it’s cheap, and he’s never really bothered to buy expensive shit when enough of the cheap shit will still do the job of getting him a decent buzz. He’s got the case folded beneath one arm, the other fist stuffed lazily in his pocket as he files into line.  But, the customer’s encounter with the clerk in front of him begins to draw his attention as it lingers on longer than the normal estimated time one should spend checking out with only a few items.  Bro’s eyes slide over the man in front of him - absorbing the nice clothes, fair hair, and slight build.  There’s something vaguely familiar about him, but not enough that he pays any mind to it as his eyes train on the man’s altercation with the rather peeved cashier.  Idly, he wonders just how long, exactly, this is going to take.