#bigjackhorner

[proxylynn]

Who did the cute eyes better from Puss In Boots 2?

[Animals have a natural inherent cuteness to them, so logically you'd expect me to say Puss, Kitty, Perrito, the Three Bears, or even Death (because he's adorable while supposed to be scary).

But I want you to look me in my stupid simp face and tell me this man isn't the cutest fucker you have ever seen when he smiles. Yes, I'm biased due to loving this guy to a crazy degree, but I am not wrong and shall die magnificently on my irredeemable monster hill! Big Jack Horner does cute better than the animals and he's not even trying to be cute! The people making him called him ugly, but I disagree with a fiery passion because this baker warms my heart like an oven.]

{This man is a precious treasure of absolute perfection and I demand more acknowledge him for his greatness! Give me merch, damn it! I'll lose my shit if DreamWorks slaps his mug on anything because the cowards fear putting him on stuff! There's a reason he's got fans! Fucking embrace it! ... I think I found the one character I fan over that makes me unhinged. *flips table* AND IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!!}

[missabbyartiste]

Because some of the stuff @nevertoomanyspiders up with, i.e. drunk Jack Horner, is headcanon I never knew I wanted...and then I fricking run with it and do shit like this 😅

Jack might have the Constitution stats cos he's a large lad but Mary has those strong Scottish drinking genes 👀😂 Poor Patrick (Spiders' wee lad) has a lot of running around to do.

[missabbyartiste]

I still have major brainrot and this time @nevertoomanyspiders' Patrick Cake got involved (a little inspired by their comic where Jack was using the cursed dagger as the letter opener). And then Jack and Mary sketch shenanigans

[missabbyartiste]

Puss in Boots Brainrot

Instagram is shadowbanning me in tags again so giving Tumblr another go. Today I give you some Puss in Boots Brainrot, including an OC.

(Movie doesn't even come out in the UK until Friday, why am I like this? :') )

[sleazypink]

I love this man so much #bigjackhorner #bigjackhornerpussinboots #bigjackhorneredit https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_6J9kgLha/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sleazypink]

"See the world in my eyes!" #bigjackhorner #bigjackhornerpussinboots #bigjackhornerfanart #pies #plumpies #pussinbootsthelastwish #selfinsert #selfinsertoc https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_s8wNOSj8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[missabbyartiste]

Jack Horner isn't tiny, he just feels tiny with two people hired by him (my Mary Mary (Quite Contrary) and the witch Opal, who belongs to _zalir.leblanc_ on Instagram) being pretty damn magical 😅😂

[digitalbyte357]

After watching Puss in Boots: The Last Wish weeks ago, I felt drawing one of the villains in the movie, the hilarious yet evil Big Jack Horner. The owner of a pie company, Big Jack Horner is evil to the core and yet he enjoys all of it. XD Owning many objects from many fairy tales and legends, he doesn’t stop at anything to get the Last Wishing Star. XD #pussinboots #pussinbootsthelastwish #bigjackhorner #dreamworks https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn3nrw5uQdf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=