so zephyr likes dad puns, eh? if you're in a position to share, what are some of their favorites? 8)
Zephyr: What did Anne’s friends say when she poured blue paint on herself?Sage: What?Zephyr: sigh-Anne!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin!













