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NOT THAT SERIOUS 1.
Eleven - Khalid ft Summer Walker
Shang-Chi! and the Rings of Daddy Murder Death!
When the trailer for this movie first came out, I was hyped! From the cast, to the bad ass bus scene, to Wong vs The Abomination,
I was sold!
Of course you had the people who came out saying "This is Marvel trying to be woke again. Hate crimes against Asian people on the rise, and here comes Marvel with Shang-Chi" We know this to be crazy, because Marvel already had this in the works, but certain people still reacted that way. But, even if that notion were true, would that be so bad?
It wouldn't absolve the ignorance, hatred, violence, and toxicity. But, if someone in Hollywood said "We've screwed over Asian people in films for like... ever. What if this time we choose a popular Asian character to base a movie on, and we DON'T do that?"
Now, (being that this movie supposedly leans on Chinese culture, with Shang-Chi being Chinese) China might argue that they still did them wrong (valid racist historical ptsd, cultural splicing, the whole martial arts thing, plus the main character is actually Canadian). It's not my place to weigh-in. But, I will say that making Shang-Chi Canadian, NOT a martial artist, but instead a hockey player, who loves Drake, and co-starring another Canadian, like Micheal Cera or someone
probably wouldn't have worked as well for the MCU. Then, maybe Canada would have a problem with Marvel. I don’t envy movie-makers in this context.
When I was a kid I was big into Black Belt Theater, Bruce Lee movies,
Bruce Leroy,
and within my love for martial arts and fighting entertainment was
Shang-Frickin-Chi.
I liked it, though I remember it being a lil racist. It's weird going back in time to see your fav childhood shows and books that wouldn't fly today:
I mean we've certainly been a lot more sensitive these days:
Regardless, Shang-Chi is here! (played by Canada's main man Simu Liu) He goes by the name of Shaun!
Don't let that name fool you. Shaun will whup that ass! He says "Bleep all those super powers, and serums, a suits, and magic, and the rubber bones of Widow! That's some ol bullshit! All I need is my Wu-Tang style!" A style fueled by his daddy issues. And he's got some serious daddy issues. To be fair, his dad is the villain of the story. If your father was the active villain of your story, you'd also have issues.
Awkwafina is his sidekick
(much better than Michael Cera would be), she plays as Katy. That's fun. Every Katy I've ever known has been fun... and a heavy drinker:) This Katy is here to drive fast and crack jokes.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Marvel duo!
It's not just daddy issues for Shang-Chi, but mommy issues (she dead), avoidance issues, his sister kicks him in the balls. He didn't even seem shocked. I mean, his balls were shocked, for sure, but it seemed like she just did that all of the time. I'm imagining Christmas when they were kids. "Here's your gift, bro. KNEE TO THE NUTS Merry Christmas" What kind of relationship is that? And why?! - well, he did abandon her for like 10 years, but... you know, that's plenty of time for her to get over it, right?? So, we'll say sister issues, his daddy training him to be an assassin issues, and his friends have issues with him! - AND KATY! They don't respect Marvel's new duo. They think Shaun and Katy should be doing more with their lives.
They are both valets during the day, and at night they rock drunken karaoke. That seems like the perfect life to me.
But, Daddy and his power rings couldn't allow them to keep living the dream. I haven't mentioned the ten rings yet.
They give him super-duper-magical martial arts powers, and make him eternal. AND made him an asshole.
To be fair, he was probably already an asshole before the powers. He's been killing a lot of people. You figure he's been around for 1000+ years. His wife is dead, and he has no hobbies. It's not like he kills a few people and then goes home to read a book, or play video games, or make TikTok videos. It's sunrise to sunset killing all day, every day for generations. Then, he forms an evil terrorist group called "Ten Rings" to amplify his killing.
"Murder Death Rings" are what they should be called.
"Daddy Death Punchy Time"
""Dead Doomy Rangs of Killer Dad"
"The Legendary Killer Rings of Deadly Death Death Murder Pops"
"The... " sorry, I've been drankin a lil bit while I write... I lost my place.
I like "Daddy Death" Where was I?
Right! He can't have Shaun being happy! We've gotta get this plot going, so he sends the only white dude he can find in this movie to start some trouble for them. I guess, there might have been a couple of more white people in the film, but they all got the snot beat out of them in that bus scene. This white dude's name is "Razor Fist", yep... "Razor Fist!".
At least they didn't stick to the original design.
Ridiculous. How does he use the bathroom?
He's played by Florian Munteanu, who is a former heavy weight boxer. Yeah! Was also in "Creed" his nickname is "The Big Nasty". Isn't that a drink? A bartender once offered me to sample a drink called "The Big Nasty". I chose to go with a drink that doesn't have "nasty" in its title. ... I think he was offering me a drink.
???
"Daddy Murder Death" and "Sharp Fisty Man" spark this thang. And Shaun becomes Shang-Chi, beater of ass!
The visuals in this movie are the best Marvel has done to date. The action is so good. I just got finished raving about the action in "Black Widow"; this surpasses that. I dug the cast. I know some people don't like Awkwafina, but... get over it. She was great in this; everybody was!
I loved the soundtrack! I'm not normally the "I loved the soundtrack guy" , but it was perfect. It begs to be mentioned.
No issues with the story. And the emotions that they're stirring in you. Whew!
One moment I'm enjoying the beater of ass, then Katy is making me laugh, then the slew of issues got me in my feelings, then the visuals wow me, then more swelling issues, back to ass beating - all the way through.
And the ending! True, Marvel has a formula (and this sticks to it), but if it ain't broken, why bleep with it?? The ending was Game of Thrones-ish, but with light so a brotha can see, and all the colors of the rainbow - like a Skittles commercial with martial arts. Fun! - so not like GOT at all, I guess. The only fun they had was when there was torture or prostitution going on.
I don't have anything bad to say about the movie. They could have shaved 5-10 mins off, but I won't take off for that; there's just too much to love about this!
Grade: A+
Fun for the whole family! I can see the fam working through some issues after the watch.
Daughter: "You know, Dad. That asshole dad of Shang-Chi kinda reminds me of you."
Mom: "Daughter! You do NOT talk to your father that way!"
Daughter: “Just sayin...”
Dad: "That's interesting, cuz his ungrateful, bitch of a daughter reminds me of YOU!"
Mother and Daughter: *gasp
Son: *laughs
Dad: "All I want you to do is take your school work seriously and maybe date a guy who doesn't smell like weed!"
Daughter: "I'll have you know that's his natural smell! And maybe I'd focus more on school, if I didn't have to focus on YOU being such a BLEEPING ASSHOLE, DAD!"
See, that's healthy dialogue, right there. Maybe the family that watches this movie buys mommy a bunch of guns for protection, so she doesn't end up dead like the mommy in this movie. Like a ridiculous amount of guns!
And I could see brother and sister kicking each other in the crotch to resolve their differences. BUT, if they're close-by, fighting each other, then there's no time to abandon one another.
Marvel does it again!
Whichever of the Marvel films is your favorite, this one will probably be up there as well.
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My Shiny Teeth and Me
Quick idea I had after seeing the story and post about Flo going to the dentist while he’s in Australia (which was adorable lol) and I hope you guys like it☺️!
Pairing: Florian MunteanuxBlack Reader
Warning(s): None, all fluff💕
“Lennox! C’mon buddy or you’re gonna be late for the dentist.” Holding the small Spider-Man backpack in his hand, he waits on the other side of the playground fence for the four-year-old to finish saying bye to all his friends, smiling to himself at how adorable the pre-schooler looked.
“Mommy can’t come?,” he asks, small hand being completely enveloped by Florian’s as they crossed the parking lot.
“No not this time, remember she’s still at work but is gonna meet us after to eat ok?”
“Ok,” he replies with a pout as he’s buckled in his car seat.
“Hey don’t look so sad, we’re still gonna have fun!,” he smiles, tickling him under his chin until he begins squirming in his seat from his fit of giggles.
Knowing how nervous he was, Florian tried his best to make Lennox laugh or get his mind off of what was coming the whole car ride to the appointment. However, he wasn’t really up for fun right at the moment.
Like most kids his age, he was afraid of the dentist and had been despising this day since the last appointment when he found out he’d have to come again. It also didn’t help that his mom wouldn’t be there, who usually would take him to his appointments and hold his hand to make him feel better.
Both you and Florian told him that he would hold his hand and comfort him, but Lennox still wanted you there. Although he didn’t say anything about it, you were sure that he probably felt some type of way from his son treating you as if you were the favorite parent.
Walking through the wooden doors of the office, Lennox clings onto his dad’s leg as he walks up to sign him in.
“Hey Mr. Munteanu, how’s everything?,” Dr. Edwards asks while walking another patient out.
“Good! But Lennox is still a bit nervous,” he answers whispering the last part. Holding on as if he were a scared cat caught in a tree, Lennox buries his face behind his father’s knee.
“I see, well Lennox I promise it won’t hurt. I’m just gonna clean your teeth so they can stay healthy.”
“Right, and I’ll be there too so nothing will happen to you.”
Taking turns looking from Florian to the dentist, he slowly let’s go and moves to stand beside him. “Ok, I’m ready.”
Following Dr. Edwards to the exam room, Lennox sits in the chair fiddling with his hands as he nervously looks at the tools on the table beside him.
“I know you’re still a bit nervous so how about I do a quick exam on your dad so you can see what all I do? You can even help me if you want?”
Handing him the tool with the small mirror on it, the small child slightly perks up at this idea as he nods his head.
“Great! First let’s look in his mouth with the mirror to make sure we don’t see anything bad,” he explains helping Lennox guide the tool around Florian’s mouth.
“I don’t see anything how about you Dr. Lennox?”
“Nope! All clean!,” he answers handing the tool back to Dr. Edwards. “Good job tata!”
“Next, we’d use this tool to get in between the teeth to get out anything stuck like food. Then if everything’s ok, we’d start brushing with this.”
Watching him hold up the humming tool, Lennox nervously grabs Florian’s hand letting out a soft whimper.
“It’s ok! See it doesn’t hurt.” Holding out his hand, he lets Dr. Edwards use the electric toothbrush on his hand, circling it around a couple times to show nothing would happen.
After watching his dad for a few minutes, he holds out his hand so the dentist can do the same to him.
“So do you think you can sit in the chair like a big boy and get your teeth cleaned?,” Florian asks, lightly playing with the curls on top of Lennox’s head.
“...yea I think so.”
———
“MOMMY!!! I’M BIG LIKE TATA!!” Running up to you when you got close enough to the table, Lennox jumps into your arms hugging you tight.
“You are! I take it the dentist went well?,” you ask leaning over to kiss Florian as you sit down.
“It did, he helped the dentist check my teeth so he could get comfortable, and then he sat in the chair and said he was ready.”
“Yea I was a big boy!! And I got a sticker and toothbrush!” Holding up his plastic bag, he shows you his new lime green toothbrush, travel sized toothpaste, floss, and Spider-Man sticker.
“Oh wow that’s great love! I’m so proud of you!!,” you smile kissing his forehead.
“And then after, tata went to Krispy Kreme and got us do-,”
“Ok buddy let’s let mommy order her food yea?,” Florian interrupts gently covering the small child’s mouth making him giggle.
“Be glad I’m too excited about him not being afraid anymore that I’ll ignore the donuts,” you smirk, glancing at Florian before looking at the menu to figure out what you wanted.
“Mommy I want tata to always take me. We have fun!,” Lennox smiles before starting to color in his small booklet.
“Oh ok, yea that’s fine love.” Although you were smiling, you couldn’t lie and say that it didn’t hurt how he seemingly didn’t need or want you to go with him anymore. Clearly reading your mood, Florian slides your chair closer to him and wraps an arm around your shoulders.
“Babe it’s ok, he loves you and will still want you to take him.”
“Yea I know, but it’s like I’ve been replaced,” you slightly pout lying your head on his arm as you watch your son in his own little world continue coloring.
“Well remember what you told me, although it may seem like it Lennox doesn’t have a favorite parent and loves us equally.”
“That was when I was the favorite though,” you reply making Florian laugh in his signature boisterous style.
“Then maybe you’d still be the favorite if you bought him donuts,” he smirks before sitting back and sipping his water as you smack at his chest.
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Waves Pt. 1/2
Author: Champagnesugamama
Summary: Well I was SUPPOSED to be working on All That Glitters, but I saw this pic and was listening to the song Waves by: Normani & 6lack and this was the lovechild of that mashup!
Warning: Sexual tension?, slight smut, slight teeny bit of angst(gotta squint), Adult language and themes, Fine ass Florian Munteanu cause EVERYONE needs a warning for him.
Thank God for the weekend
I'ma go out with my friends, I'd rather let the liquor sink in
Than the thoughts of you that I should not be thinking
“Thank god for weekends,” Y/n murmurs from the entrance of the kitchen as you kick off your heels and strip out of your clothes, throwing them in the hamper by the washing room door. Pressing play on the answering machine, you make a beeline to the wine chillin’ in the fridge.
“Hey Y/n...It’s Tyrone...from Costco's?....We met over your dog’s food,” You snorted knowing damn well you didn’t have a dog, but the muscle memory of the past crept past your barriers at that exact moment, and as to not look like a damn fool just staring at dog food, you brought a 10lb bag of $26 dog food for a dog you don’t even have. Already feeling emotionally drained from the forced walk of shame down memory lane, you clicked delete and proceeded to the next messages.
When I'm with someone else, it's feeling like I'm cheating
I just might go off the deep end
“Hey Giiiiirrrrrlllll....Bitch, I know you not still trippin’ over that cute ass Russian dude...Never mind don’t even answer that cause I already know the damn answer. You are comin’ out with us tonight, and that was not a request Ms. I-Like-to-plan-shit-and-then-not-go headass. All the new fine ass actors are going to be at Club One tonight. You know the niggas from that Creed shit. SO be ready ready by 9:30 tonight or you gon catch these fuckin’ hands. Love you bitch bye.” Well shit, your romantic evening by yourself just got thrown out the window. The clock above your stove said 5:30 P.M. You barely had enough time to do your hair.
You took one more mirror selfie, when you heard Tara loud ass screaming outside of your apartment. Damn can’t take her ass nowhere! Shit now I gotta hurry up cause my nosy ass neighbor will call the police on her irritating ass. I ran out to Tara’s packed ass black Escalade and hopped my happy ass in the front seat.
“OOOOO BITCH! I know you wasn’t comin to play! Who you tryin’ to catch out here! DAMN! My bitch lookin’ like a whole ass bag of monnnneeeeyyyy!” I made sure to pose and stick my tongue out at her Instagram story, doing a little twerk in the seat.
“Shiiitttt bitch you talking about me? You looking like you about to steal somebody daddy, son, nephew, and boss fuck outta here.” I said hyping her back up, as I plugged up my phone to play Cardi B’s Money.
We pulled up to VIP, and stepped out one at a time as to not overwhelm the masses. Every head turned in the direction of the music bumpin’ from the truck. We always arrive AFTER the celebrities to make an entrance. I lead my girls to the VIP entrance and wait for the bottle girl to escort us to our seats with the sprinklers, flashlights, and shit. When we walked in every bitch in the club stopped to see who was comin up in VIP, and every nigga broke their neck to stare at our asses. I felt like a zoo animal walking through the dance floor and up the VIP stairs, but I liked that shit. It made me feel better than I have in the last 6 months. I could feel the energy from the club pulsing through my chest and head, as we put our shit up.
Flo’s P.O.V.
“Ayo, Flo. Is that yo girl?!” I heard Michael call from across the VIP. I put down the hookah I was smokin’ and looked over at him.
“What you talking about man?” I asked him confused as fuck. How does he know Y/N.
“The girl that you got hella pictures of? Yea she walkin up the VIP stairs. And you stalk the shit out of her Instagram.” Oh shit. I look over to the stairs and saw some bullshit. I know she ain’t come in this club lookin like that. She looked at me and I pretended to be interested in the hookah in front of me as I watched her pass. Damn she looks good. Why did I stop talking to her again? Oh shit the movie. I had to focus, but I can’t remember her ever being a distraction to anything I did. She walked like she owned the world, and she did. She is my world. I should have never let her go. She was my peace in this new hectic fame driven world. She never wanted anything from me, and she is the only one that cared about me in this new media storm bullshit.
Y/N P.O.V.
I keep on going through the motions
But we ended long ago, I should be numb to these emotions
But you flood my memory just like an ocean, and
And I was drowning in devotion
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I didn’t think Florian was gonna be here tonight! I froze at the top of the stairs and just stared at him. All of the love, hurt, passion, and resentment filled my chest like lead butterflies. God, I fucking missed him, but I’m still hurt over the way he ended our relationship. I guess I was just feelin’ him more than what he felt for me. Tara tapped me on the ass, and I snapped out of my stupid ass reminiscing. Fuck him. I’m here to have a good ass time with my girls. Imma just ignore his fine ass. As we got to our assigned booth, my walk past a nigga like he ain’t shit game was on point. Shit, I didn’t even glance back when I passed, but I felt him staring at me. Fuck! Why did that white Tee look so fucking good on him? Damn I need some good dick! That’s the problem, I need some Dick! Imma Find me a nigga tonight!
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