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[brave-frontier-imagines]

speaking of stupid Elza jokes... Prompt time! The Summoner introduces Elza to the estate, and [whatever unit really likes the movie Frozen in your headcanons] won't stop making weird jokes about snowman building and letting it go, whatever that means.

Imagine the day after Elza meets Alice formally, the Summoner decides to properly introduce her to some Units they think she'll get along with. The reason? Problem is Elza sort of became a doting sister to Alice, who, while she doesn't mind it, would like Elza to know some other Units so she's not ALWAYS hovering there... Although, just for today, Alice follows Elza around to ensure she doesn't get lost. "I'm sure you'll find plenty of friends here," the Summoner says as they lead Elza into the estate's nearby town."Oh? Alice, nice to see you here." Zellha suddenly floats in, smug smile on her face. "Oh, hello, Zellha..." the Hell Keeper half-heartedly greets. "I think I can leave you guys to get acquainted then," the Summoner nods. They leave, back to their office. "Who's this, Alice?""This is-""I'm Zellha~ Isn't this your sister? The Inferno Goddess?""That's right. My name is Elza," she bows."Really? Sounds almost like my name... Anyway... Wait, Elza?""Yes. Why?"A snide grins appears on Zellha's face. "Oh... Oh, I see... Say Elza, do you wanna build a snowman sometime?""Hm? Why?""Oh no reason... I mean, for the first time in forever, I thought I'd finally have someone to hang with...""That is unfortunate. But I think I prefer to 'hang' with Alice," Elza monotonously replied, while gesturing to Alice."Maybe we can hang...in summer?" Zellha grins. "It is January... Summer is very far away...""Oy, you really aren't getting the references, are you?" The Ruin Goddess sighs."Hey, pardon me, but aren't you one of the new Units?" Selena asks, suddenly coming up to the trio. "Ah yes, this is Elza," Zellha introduces. Smiles once again spread on h and Selena's faces. "Ah, Elza... N-ICE to meet you!" Selena bows her head."N... Nice to meet you too...""Sister..." Alice tugs on Elza's sleeve. "I'm afraid you are missing out on many references from some movie they watched."The Inferno Goddess looks at her sister in surprise. "Ah? Oh, pardon me, but I've not watched...whatever it was you watched.""Yeah, I noticed," Zellha scoffs. "You're no fun anyway. I'm out.""Oh, quite a charming person," Elza says. It's hard to tell whether she's sarcastic or not. "Ah, she plays a lot of tricks on Units," Selena explains. "Don't worry; if she gets on your nerves at any point, you should just let it go."~Mod Chu

[brave-frontier-imagines]

In retrospect, it was obvious to Lance and Eze that flooding the kitchen and burning down the cafeteria would lead to riots, but under the circumstances they thought it was the best course of action...

Imagine all had been calm not an hour beforehand. Now the two Heroes were cowering on the rooftop of the cafeteria building, clinging to each other in fear. Below they could hear various Units yelling at them to come down and “pay” for what they’ve done.

"Dude, I don’t think they’re gonna go away anytime soon," Eze whimpers.

"Don’t call me ‘dude…’ And yeah, I could see that. It’s only a matter of time before someone with wings gets to us."

"Ohhh man, we really screwed up this time!"

One hour earlier…

It was today that Lancia had to leave her cafeteria duties to someone, as she was to cook a celebratory feast at her restaurant for the newcomers. Eze and Lance had offered to take her place in the cafeteria for the day.

It was SUPPOSED to be an easy job. Just follow the recipes and make an even amount of each dish, right? Probably the only bad part about it were the aprons and hairnets, but even then it shouldn’t have gone so badly.

But no, it had to spiral into chaos when Lance finds a bunch of baby Burnies and Mossies in the kitchen.

"EYAH!" he yelps, nearly dropping a stack of dishes.

"Lance? Something wrong?" Eze asks as he lays out another round of food for the Units.

"Th-There’re some Squishies here! Isn’t that a health violation!"

"Well, then keep quiet! If people find out this place’ll close down!…" He pauses, then places a hand on his chin. "Wait, then again, this is a cafeteria…"

Lance grabs a broom in the nearby corner, then starts swatting at the Squishies, who all flee.

"Hah! Nyah! Eze, gimme a hand!"

"Gotcha!" The Thunder God snaps and summons Batootha, but the green-haired man stops him.

"Hey! Don’t just use that! Don’t be an idiot!"

"I’m an idiot to be respected, y’know!"

"Whatever!" Lance continues swatting away.

Eze suddenly formulates an idea. He snaps, with Batootha disappearing too. “Wait, I got it! If they’re Burnies and Mossies, we could hose and burn them down!” Before Lance could notice, he takes the sink hose and turns it up.

"Eze, what’re you-" A great force of water suddenly sprays from the hose, more than anticipated. "GYAH!!" The Earth God is soaked wet, along with the Mossies.

"Ack! Sorry!" He tries to turn off the water, only for the handles to break off. "OH CRUD!!"

At that moment, the stove erupts into flames, having been unattended.

"THAT’S NOT GOOD!!" Lance screams. By now the Squishies had fled the scene. Panicked, Eze looks around at what to do.

"NOT GOOD!! NOT GOOD!!" Then, eyeing the fire alarm handle, he runs over to it and pulls it…

… The sprinklers overhead turn on, drenching anyone who was eating inside the cafeteria, which was everyone seeing that’s it’s lunchtime.

"EZE, THE PLACE IS ALREADY FLOODED!!"

"WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!"

And now, here they were, clinging to each other for no reason other than to share their terror as Units below we’re shouting at them to come down and face the consequences.

"This was NOT how I wanted to go the second time," Lance whimpers in discomfort. "Isn’t there something we could do?"

"I… I think we’ve got one shot!" Eze says. "Lance, grab my hand!"

"… This isn’t gonna turn out with us flying away saying something weird while a rainbow trails behind us, is it?"

"Just grab my hand."

Lance does so.

"CLEAN GETAWAY!!" Eze shouts as they run off the building.

"YOU LIED!!" the Earth God screams as they plummet down.

"There’s no rainbow, is there?" Eze laughs. They land behind the cafeteria building, rolling and getting up unscathed.

"Alright, what’s the plan from here?"

They hear the rioters coming around the building.

"Now we start running!" He grabs Lance’s arm as they start hightailing it again.

"GREAT PLAN!! REALLY, JUST GREAT!!"

~Mod Chu

[brave-frontier-imagines]

Shenanigans! Sefia gets ahold of Rashil's plot scepter and tranforms Kikuri into a light type! her personality's all happy and cheerful and bubbly... it's kind of unnerving, actually.

Imagine Sefia is once invited into Rashil's room because he wanted to study Sefia's swords. After a session of observation, Sefia is about to leave..."Thank you once again for allowing me to research the nature of your blades," the Thunder Mage says, facing a row of bookshelves. "It's no trouble." Sefia glances around the room in silent awe. There's lot of bookshelves of Rashil's research, some potions of various colors, and a rack of staves. There's only two staves... Rashil's, and a silver staff sporting a gem that shines in the color of the six elements. It's labeled "The Plot Staff."'That staff...' Sefia has flashbacks of the time Mega and Verica made a scene in the courtyard and sent out Lava, Falma, and Michele as Water Elementals. 'I wonder...'"I shall see you around, Sefia. Do take care," Rashil says, still not facing her. "Yes yes, see you." Sefia quickly takes the Plot Staff and leaves. In the training hall...Kikuri is tearing apart targets and impaling them repeatedly. On the sidelines, Zephyr watches and lightly applauses. "You really are quite the fighter, Kikuri," he compliments. The Goth Idol glares at him, almost angrily. He immediately quiets down. Just then, Sefia approaches. "Hello, Kikuri," she greets. "What is it, Miss Sparkle Blade?" Kikuri spits back. "Oh... I simply wanted to try something... Can you come with me?" Sefia leads Kikuri outside, to the side of the training hall where no one can see them. She then reveals the Plot Staff and points it at Kikuri. "What's-" Before she could react, a bright light envelops her. When it fades, her robe is a light blue color, and her hair is longer and her hair is changed to a very pale blond, and out of her face. In addition, her wings are softer, and more feathery. "How do you feel?" Sefia asks. "I... I feel amazing!" the new Light Elemental chimes. "Ah~ I never really saw the world as lovely as it is today...""Oh...kay..." The Staff really changed up Kikuri's attitude, for sure. "Hehehe!~ C'mon, Sefia! Why don't we have a girl's day out?" Before the Blade Queen could respond, she's forcefully pulled along by Kikuri, out of the estate.The Goth (Prep? Pop?) Idol drags Sefia out so they could skip along the lake shoreline (Sefia just walks), go shop for neat stuff at Elize's store, and just talk about how wonderful life is as usual. Hours later, they sit on a bench near the lake, with Kikuri humming cheerful tunes, and Sefia looking quite guilty and conflicted. "Kikuri..." Sefia starts, "do you...is your original self conscious?""Heh, this IS my original self!""No, I mean your gothic self... Is she there? Or have I replaced you?""Mm~ I don't remember being gothic... Wasn't I always like this?""No... I wondered if I could change you for the better, but I am thoroughly disturbed. That's saying something. Yet, I did enjoy today...""Sefia." She turns to find Rashil standing behind them, disapprovingly. "I believe you took something that belongs to me?"The Blade Queen looks down in shame as she holds up the Plot Staff. "Yes... My apologies...""You change her back.""Yes sir..." Sefia points the Staff at Kikuri. A dark light envelops her and the brighter version of the Goth Idol is no more. Kikuri glares at Sefia with much irritation. "I swear one of these days I'll kill you."Rashil then snatches the Staff away. "I should really lock this piece of trash up..."Sefia glances at Kikuri. "Do you...remember anything?""All of it. Frankly, I'm quite peeved. But after that day, I suppose I'll let you live a while longer. Hehe.~"

[mille-marteaux]

As follower #300, I suggest that you celebrate by streaming Tomomo Hell until you beat it. Set the game speed to 4 and hold down ctrl and shift for best results.

who would even watch that

[brave-frontier-imagines]

Stupid request time! Kikuri and Alice go on a girl's night out to the Remains of Mirza. Lunaris chaperones because someone needs to make sure they don't completely depopulate the area. Incidentally, the summoner can't seem to encounter any light nymphs afterwards...

Imagine Kikuri playfully bothers Alice to go on a "girl's night out. Just this once!"So, where are we going?" the Scythe God asks once she agrees. "Let's go to the Remains of Mirza," the Death Idol urges. "Why there?""There's lots of easy kills there."A wicked smile curls on Alice's face as she adopts the idea. "That actually sounds...fun.""Hold it." Lunaris, who'd been hiding against the shadows of the portals, stops them. "Oh no, a buzzkill," Kikuri monotonously snarks. "Tch. I'm coming with you.""Why would you?" Alice asks. "Someone's got to make sure you don't depopulate the area...""Wow, you really are a buzzkill."Once they get there, all hell breaks lose. Mimir had been there for a night of peace when she suddenly hears Glowies and Unicorns squealing in terror. "What is going o-" She shuts up when she sees Alice and Kikuri laying waste to them. Some poor Glowies are reaped of their souls and there are Unicorns rearing in confusion before small kunai pierce through them and disintegrate them. Mimir slowly and quietly backs away from the scene, and decides perhaps that wasn't the best night to stay at the Remains..."Alright you two, that's enough," Lunatis commands. "Yeesh, it'll take forever for the populations to- Kikuri.""Yes?""What're...all those floating spirits?" Floating white ghosts are flying around with agonized. "Oh, whoops. I think I accidentally slaughtered a horde of Light Nymphs.""KIKURI."A few days later, the Summoner decides to go farming for Nymphs at the Remains of Mirza. "How strange... There's been a shortage or something..."Lunaris looks noticeably pale during the trip. Alice keeps a straight face as usual. Kikuri just smiles and hums.

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