#bigralis

[hmshermitcraft]

Every time an anniversary on the hc server rolls around it’s rumored that X meditates for an hour before starting his day, because his hermits are chaotic, and their various partners match it in every way.

Those with partners on-server each have their strands of chaos (if you go to Ren’s base on his anniversary you WILL be pulled into a 3-act play that lasts 2 hours.)

But the ones with partners off-server? Ohh lord. Before Skizz was added Impulse would sneak him in for any special occasion (and sometimes just weekends he wanted his buddy). Tango has snuck Jimmy and Scott in multiple times, and recently hatched a pact with Ren to get Martyn on the server, they could just ask about it X will whitelist them for a day! (But where’s the fun in that?)

But the time X was the most tired? The day Keralis, his husband, joined the sneaking to bring his new boyfriend BigB to the server. Quite the introduction.

Xisuma had already been planning a dinner to meet BigB - not running into him in the shopping district unexpectedly. At that point, he just went back to bed. After reassuring BigB that it wasn't anything to do with him and please enjoy his time here.

This server has whitelists for a reason, jeez! Martyn is already on it for special occasions!

But he is grateful that, even if they're nuisances, he knows the hermits and their partners will never do anything to actually damage the server. That trust is precious.

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitcraft has a rule that if a trusted friend can’t go home for whatever reason they’re allowed to crash on the server for a few days/weeks. Sometimes it’s because they’re in a dangerous situation and sometimes it’s just the house is being treated for mold as is BigB’s case.

B is taking it as an opportunity to try and make new friends, so he decided he’d crash with Keralis after being given permission. And everyone was a little worried. Keralis is a nice person but he’s got his needs and B is no different, if those needs happened to clash the worst possibility was two Eldritch creatures of realms unseen fighting in the server.

As it turns out the needs actually compliment one another, crisis averted in favor of cocktails and cookies and beach cuddles after building. (And one specific block in the basement you can fall through and end up in the obsidian backrooms)

The hermits turned their back for two seconds and the pair have an industrial kitchen along with an entire beach vacation set up. It's not what anyone expected, but if it works...

Grian's going to have to break it up if there's another 'totally casual haunting' incident. Scar has enough troubles without suspiciously B and Keralis shaped shadows scaring him!

[hmshermitcraft]

Keralis has wings, yes he knows its crazy but most of the time when people finally get they're elytras he can finally use them for the season and he knows when people hear wings they usually assume that he has normal feather wings correct?

Wrong! His wings are more bat like or he guesses dragon like, he himself isn't sure but his Wings are very black, most would say they look like the void itself and well... He just likes to see them all guess what He is exactly, what? Its fun

Anyway whenever his wings are really starting to hurt and feel uncomfortable from all the flying well... He usually goes to Xisuma for that but whenever xisumas too busy he drags bigB on the server to help with the issue and hey if xisuma notices and just joins them instead of being mad who is he to argue

Xisuma is just glad Keralis is being cared for - it worries him that he's not always available for him. He should feel annoyed about his boyfriend sneaking BigB onto the server, but he trusts Keralis and he trusts BigB. If anything, it's nice to walk in and see him and Keralis relaxing.

He often doesn't get away without a massage from BigB himself, either.

[hmshermitcraft]

When the farmers market is in town everyone has a stall, as farmer B often sells to rather than buys from. Though every month consistently, he buys some of the mushrooms from Keralis’ stand.

Everybody knows B doesn't need to buy mushrooms. He gets plenty himself, yet never sells any at the market. That would take Keralis's business!

And then what excuse would he have to talk to the guy?