#bigsweatersandcuddleweather

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OKAY AT THIS POINT NEITHER AM I SARAH WAS THE EASIEST CAUSE SHE'S ADORABLE, HERE WE BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, AND HAVE YOU SEEN ELLIE'S FACE LIKE GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDMAN

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2 - Sarah, Ellie, and me (sorry)

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED FLOOR IM DOING THIS TO CALM MY NERVES AND MY BRAIN AFTER YOUR VIDEO

2) marry, cuddle, sleep with

HOLY SHIT OKAY UM

Marry: Christ almighty alright Floor

Cuddle: Okay imma say Sarah cause she’s adorable and I love her

Sleep with: Oh my god okay Ellie

FLOOR I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THIS YOURE NOT SORRY

send me 3 names + a number

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TAG, YOU'RE IT

I was tagged by the fabulous winteralien <3

Birthday: 24th of January

Gender: Fem

Sexual Orientation: Guys atm

Current date and time: 17th of December - 21:31

Average hours of sleep: Anything form 4-8 ahha

Last thing I googled: homemade skin softener

One place that makes me happy: My daddy's house :):)

How many blankets do I sleep under: Just one

Fave books: PERCY JACKSON. I loved The Faraway Tree series as a youngster.

Fave anime: *confused black girl face meme*

Fave TV Shows: HTGAWM, Arrow, The Strain, Teen Wolf, PLL, MERLIN (omg im gonna cry)

Last movie seen in theaters: cannot actually remember. Last movie I watched was The Conjuring though

Dream vacation: Anywhere as long as I was with people that made me feel like it was a dream.

Dream wedding: *clears throat* RIght. I'm having emeralds EVERYWHERE and the theme is going to be emerald. It'll be in a mansion and there ain't no chance in hell that i'll be in the same dress for over an hour

Dream job: Either a Psychiatrist or a Medical Examiner

Tag ten ppl you want to get to know significantly better: zayn-centric-duh balancingprecariouslyontheedge bigsweatersandcuddleweather olddeadned 

WHOOPS I DON'T HAVE TEN FRIENDS

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OKAY Y'ALL IVE BEEN SHIT AT BEING ON HERE AND I CAN MAKE NO GUARANTEES AS TO WHEN ILL BE BACK ON TRACK BUT YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS MY HEART DESIRES A PROPER INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN MYSELF AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS ZAYN MALIK, MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE IF I COULD SIT DOWN AND TALK TO MY FRIENDS ON HERE YOU ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND I JUST REALLY WANNA TALK TO YOU IN REAL LIFE AND MAYBE BAKE YOU COOKIES :-)xxx

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So I received an anon message and tumblr is being impossible so I had to answer like this:-) Anon: so like i love your blog and your writing its fcuing fantastic and I wish there were more blogs and writers like you. like I like ellie's blog but she seems like such a bitch so i dont want to follow her because she always bitches about hating on 'girlfriends' like if she didn't try to fight with people she wouldnt get anon hate, but i love you blog :)))) Hey there lovely:-D First of all, I just want to say that you've honestly made my day, like I'm honestly blushing right now😊 That's by far one of the sweetest things anyone's ever said to me on anon, and the fact that you really enjoy my writing warms my heart, so thanks for being a beautiful person babe😘 But I'm also going to say that pretty much the main reason I post my writing or even have a tumblr is because of Ellie. Like I stalked her blog before I even had an account. And for the first fic I ever wrote, I couldn't work up the guts to post it so I asked Ellie, and our friendship sort of kindled there. And I promise I'm in no way trying to offend you, because you do seem like a genuinely lovely person and I'd love to be your friend. But Ellie's like a sister to me and I'd do just about anything for her. She's sweet, kind, funny, with a touch of sarcasm, and that's how she deals with haters. Yes, she openly supports the boys' girlfriends, but I do too. And she sticks to her opinions, which is a great thing, and so when she comes across something that's ridiculously unjust and negative about something she cares about, she wants people to know that sort of thing isn't right. That takes guts, and I admire her a lot for that. And she does get anon hate, but most of the time, it's stuff that disses the girlfriends or Zayn or something like that, and so she does what every person should do and supports what she believes. Sometimes it does escalate into a fight, but she honestly doesn't like that and doesn't enjoy it. She's just supporting what she believes. And Ellie is an all around fabulous person, and she'll keep you laughing for ages. She's thoughtful, sweet, and lovely and I her writing is too beautiful for me to even attempt to describe. As I mentioned before, you sound like a sweet person, but don't let the past and other anons taint your opinion of her. Maybe you could shoot her a message, because that's honestly a better way to develop your own opinion, instead of going off other anons and past stuff. I promise she's a wonderful person. Just like you;-) And you should come off anon!!!! I'd love to talk to you some more. Have a lovely evening anon:-Dxxxx

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Guess who tried to make a follow forever?? 

I did, and idek if it worked but yeah...:-p And I hope to god that I got everyone, and if I didn't, I give you permission to hate me:-) But all of these people are sweet, kind, and just all out brilliant and I love them to infinity and beyond.:-D Btw I threw the names in an alphabetizer just for the heck of it.:-Dxxx

(please excuse my varied, odd use of pronouns)

alwaysshippingniamx Oh my god you are just too sweet. And your writing... oh ya Allah help me it makes my heart do strange things, and I always have to keep tissues nearby when I read your stuff. xxx :-)

bigsweatersandcuddleweather Okay, forgive me if I write an entire dissertation here, but this girl deserves it and more. Ellie, you were my first friend on tumblr, and you posted my first fic when I couldn't grow a pair and post it myself. You're sweet, with that touch of sass to deal with annoying, asinine anons, and I can talk to you about anything and everything. And you like desi food, and you understand the whole Pakistani thing. Then there's your writing, which makes me turn off my computer for a minute and just process the sheer amount of brilliance that radiates from your fabulous fics. And they're all about Zayn, and him being a little fluffy muffin. I love you so so so much:-Dxxxx

brooliothecoolio Hehe, you're just a right darling, and always all over my dash. And I know you've got those pre-college nerves, babe, but you'll shine like the brightest star in the sky, I know that for certain.;-)xxx

creamwithcookies OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS GIRLIE. Day-um, she's fabulous. Like, I have no other words to describe her. Like she could give Beyonce a run for her money. Her writing give me heart palpitations, and I always reblog them with nonsense at the bottom because I literally slam my head on the keyboard. :-Dxxx

cruisinziam Orp, she's a proper sweetheart, and like cricket and Shahid Afridi, and she appreciates Zayn Malik properly. And she ships zzziiiiaaaammmmm, and I love her to bits:-)xxx

heres-lou Perhaps the only remotely Percy Jackson related blog I follow, and she is downright amazing. She understands and appreciates Nico and Percy properly, and I'd picture you as being Rachel Elizabeth Dare in the books. But I wanna be Thalia;-Dxxx

idealisticzarry I love her, plain and simple. Her and our shared obsession with the steaming hot ship that is Zarry.:-)xxx

justzialling THIS GGIIIIRRRRLLLL IS A BABE, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. Oh my god she is soooo soooo soooo bloody sweet, and pretty damn hilarious too. I always get this little smile on my face when I see a message from her in my inbox, and I just love her so much;-)xxxx

librarypictured Argh, SSSSSHHHHHAAAARRRRROOOONNN. Ya Allah help me find words to describe her and her perfection, because whatever I say will sound illiterate next to her. Dayum, she just has this way of stringing words together into these beautiful stories, and her writing makes me stop breathing for a little while. She's just so caring too. She's pretty much always asking how I'm doing, and makes sure that everything's okay. And she gives great advice, and if you ever want or need someone to talk to, just go straight to Sharon. I love youuuuuu:-Dxxxxxx

my-zaynie-boo This lil muffin is the best and I love herrrrrr. And she's so sweet about my writing and everything and I honestly just love her;-)xxx

shoiz I know we don't talk very much, but you are just the cutest thing, and I always see you scattered around my dash. Love you babe;-)xxx

unfortunate17 Okay, I highly doubt this girl even knows I exist. But I'm pretty terrified to try and shoot her a message because her writing prowess is superior to everything. Her ziam stories are so beautiful and well written, and they make me question everything I've ever known.:-Dxxx

urbanings Skkyyyllllaaaarrr, my darling new tumblr friend. We message each other about the randomest things, and she's just waaay too cute and sweet for me to handle. Hehe, and then there's 'Mr. Guy Friend From Montreal,' and you honestly deserve that fairytale ending, love. And don't even get me started on poetry. It's just so beautiful, and I get lost in wherever your poems take me. Then there's your flawless voice, and you are the most gifted singer I know, babe. I love you to the moon and back:-Dxxxxxxx

walk-like-you-can-see I just love her blog sosososo much, and her too. And now that I have a newfound love for Sherlock..... :-)xxx

zayn-centric-duh SARAH SARAH SARAH SARAH SARAH ASDFGHJKL; Oh dear lord, this girl is sweeter than candy floss and her writing give me godforsaken cavities because IT'S SO FLUFFY. And you just always have the best, sweetest things to say about everything, and I'm sosososososo happy that I know you. And then we have these mini fangirl moments over the very existence of Mr. Zayn Malik who ruined our live and I just love you so goddamn much babe:-Dxxxxxx

zaynishq Nia, my fabulous, ladoo loving friend(I prefer gulab jamen but whatever:-P) Hehe, you never fail to make me laugh, babe, and your blog is absolutely amazing. Mein tumse pyaar kartha ho (i tried againXD) :-Dxxx

zianourryfanficgirl If you looked up amazing in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of her beautiful face. Hehe, Alli, your writing never fails to make me extremely emotionally constipated, and you're just a gifted writer, babe. And then your sugary sweet messages, oh ya Allah I'm just so glad that I know you;-Dxxxx

Thank you to every one of you for being the most amazing people ever, and I love youu:-Dxxxx

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I'm It

So I've been tagged by malikhaveyouquitefinished and THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE THESE!!:-D

Rule 1: Always post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and come up with 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 12 people and link them to the post Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

Questions I have to answer

1. Do you have a sibling/siblings?

Four brothers and two sisters... a right pain>.<

2. How did your parents meet?

It was sort of like this arranged marriage minus the drama. Like, my dad was my mum's dad's friend's son's cousin and he met my mum after they were set to get married and stuff. Like, I don't doubt that my parents love each other but there was no romantic getting down on one knee proposals and all that.

3. What movie do you think no one in the history of ever should have to watch? Like you hate it so much you think nobody should watch it…

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief or Getaway

4. Name one weird incident that happened to you as a child that neither you or your parents could explain.

I was like three years old and I was watching my mum iron clothes while playing with a little fifty pence coin, and my mum left the room for two seconds, and when he came back the coin was gone. She asked where it went and I said I ate it. >.< Idek if this counts but...XD

5. What TV show should everyone be watching right now or should have watched?

Scooby Doo, Sherlock, Iron Man Armoured Adventures :-p

6. Name one celebrity you want to make out with for like… 1 hour straight (I think I already know the answer to this lawl…)

I'd have to pick from Zayn Malik, Perrie Edwards, or Ed Sheeran.

7. If your friends were to describe you, what two advantages and disadvantages would they state regarding your personality?

Advantages: I bake. A lot. Like whenever someone comes to my dorm there's always a shitload of fresh baked cookies or cinnamon rolls or biscuits  or summat on the tables. :-)And I tend to help show people that their glass is half full, not half empty:-D

8. One insect/animal that scares the fuck out of you.

Those spiders that can walk on water *shudders*

9. How do you fall in love? Do you fall for people really hard or do you just… Take your time with it? This is badly phrased sorry…

Lol, I mean I've never actually fallen in love before.

Or scratch that, I have.

I fell in love with Harry's dimples and Liam's puppy eyes, Niall's smile and Louis's bum, and Zayn's incandescent smile, positively radiant personality, and ability to look smoking hot to the cutest lil shit ever the moment I typed the dreaded name One Direction in google.

I fell in love with the strong aromas of spices and masalas again and again every time I take a bite of korma, tear of a piece of naan, or inhale a plate of biryani.

I fell in love with baking the moment my grandma helped me pull my first batch of slightly burnt cookies all those years ago.

:-D

10. Describe the story of your favorite book/movie without saying its name or author.

Movie: This is hard because I have so many favorites. Um.... a brief flash metallic red and gold firing repulsor rays. A thud as a star spangled shield takes out those who threaten justice. A smug smile a an arrow embeds itself in it's next target. A loud roar of defiance and glimpse of green, bulging, huge muscles as they tense, jumping from bulinding to building. A crackle of electricity in the air and a boom of thunder as a hammer comes crashing down on a wrong doer. A cold, harsh expression open feminine features, bright red lips standing out like her fiery red hair as her nimble fingers pull a trigger.

Book: There are just too many, so I'm going to list them: The Book Thief, The Fault in Our Stars, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, Sherlock Holmes: The Sign of Four, Double Identity, Witch and Wizard, The Lord of the Flies, and many more:-D

11. One song you’re embarrassed you like?

Slow Down by Selena Gomez sssshhhhhh

THIS WAS FUN!!

MY  QUESTIONS FOR YOU

1) If you were a part of the Avengers, which member would you be?

2) Star Trek or Star Wars?(I love star trek sshhh)

3) Who would you go all out just to make them smile?

4) First time you fell in love?

5) If you could relive one memory, what would it be?

6) What was the sweetest thing a person has ever done for you?

7) What smell makes you think of home?

8) Tea or coffee and why?

9) Who is your biggest crush of the same gender?

10) Top five favorite blogs on Tumblr?

11) Would you rather get a letter or get a text and why?

HAVE FUN!!!;-DXXX