#bijuka

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judge meme for tomorrow <3

let bijuka rate your clothes, hes a lil fashion designer/influencer that lives on a farm and haunted by ghosts, :) multiple reblogs allowed, 18+ muses. not hemoist but kinda judgey on certain mutations.

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dont mind my hands tonight my tablet keeps lagging <3 so my lines are not clean :)

@mycrappyrpsideblog so boba date night? Bijuka’s a chatty lad 

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art by @echoingback thank u for making him come to life with some bad descriptions and a prayer

SLAMS DOWN ONE MANS. Bijuka Kapuyt, fashion designer, “is gay in Iowa and unfortunately wasn’t cut out to be a farmer despite growing up on a farm” vibes, perpetually haunted by a murder of crows, which you might think the fear of ghosts would eventually go away- it didn’t. Literally stressed all the time. Relax? In this economy? Customizes corn husk dolls on Grubtube to test out clothing designs before making them into proper troll-sized items to sell. Hasn’t known a day of peace in ever? He’s a bit cranky. When his hive isn’t ransacked by ghosts, it’s filled with rebels who overtook his farm and made his hive their HQ base. He sometimes goes to sleep at his store in the city.

Think “gets a glass of milk in the middle of the night, interrupts the ‘how to overthrow the government’ meeting the strangers who took technically are holding you hostage are hosting, they all say hi to you and give you a cookie and wish you a goodnight, you go to your room, the ghosts have moved everything slightly to the left and left a pile of your dolls on your bed. you sigh, move them off, and start drawing sketches for your upcoming launch. a horse fly lands on your hand and bites you. you fuckin hate the country. haw yee.”

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biju has spriiiiiiites my love my boy!!! thank you liam!!!! @/ghostytrolls 

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i have some hot takes to present if you will allow me to present them so kindly 

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bijuka wants to be a slut so bad but every time he hits on hot beefy trolls he strikes out :/ rifp

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Which character is most likely to commit oogabooga

And which one is most likely to be oogaboogad?

Jaafaa is the criminal here. And bonus for actually being able to make you hallucinate bugs. He gets a kick out of being a devious prick to his quads. He has successfully scared the shit out of Qortez and even got Zealjn once. Not even Zealjn is immune to bastard hours. He is always a bit bitter that Sibbyl and Norman are both immune. Like hello? What’s the point in being around Low bloods if they aren’t affected by your voodoos :/

The most likely to be spooked is Biju! For a man who is constantly around ghosts, he WILL jump and squeak at a book falling over. How is he a bird??? He’s a scaredy cat.

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🗣+ vemili and bijuka i need to see these two interact

"The coat's a bit short for you, isn't it?" Bijuka hummed, circling around Vemili like a shark. Vemili for what it was worth, barely paid him any mind as he sipped from his whiskey.

"I'm 7'8, you find a coat long enough for me."

"I could make it for you, you know~"

Vemili looked down at him, smirking behind his cup. He shook his head.

"I'm not interested, babe."

Bijuka sputtered, backing up as a new outrage spread over his face as blue as his blood.

"I wasn't hitting on you. I make clothes for a living!"