#bill hate

[edsbev]

bill is homophobic because stephen king is homophobic and bill is just his self-insert

[jheselbraum]

I’ve done the math and if we assume that Bill is at least 1 trillion years old (source: “For one trillion years I’ve been trapped in my own decaying dimension!” “I know he’s older than our galaxy and far more twisted”) then he set out to conquer and was ultimately defeated by a species that, bare minimum, has existed for his equivalent of 7 minutes.

Humans have only been around for about 200,000 years. Multiply that by 100 to get 200,000,000, divide 200,000,000 by 1 trillion and you get .00002% and (because we don’t know Bill’s exact age and only have the 1 trillion year estimate, which we know underestimates his age) we have the maximum percentage the existence of humans has coincided with Bill’s life.

Humans have, at most, existed for two hundred thousandths of Bill’s lifespan.

So if we convert 1 trillion to the average human lifespan (71 years) and take .00002% of that we get about 7 and a half minutes.

So if you’re ever feeling down just remember that Bill decided to destroy an entire dimension of humans and seven minutes later he got fucking wrecked.

[annieisyourfavourite]

do u ever see a post about billships or any of the gf incest ships and it just kinda ruins your entire day

[quicheah]

I think Bill had more character development in his three hour hiatus from Tumblr than Korra has had in fifteen episodes.

[packerfan145]

Whenever Bill and Sookie are together

[pet-liz-sch]

S5 True Blood (Spoils?)

Wow good episode of True Blood minus Bill being a fucking tosser. If they kill that techy sassy sweet piece of ass over this Imma sssssssssssskiiiiiiiinnn Bill. I ship Russel/Steve and am torn over the morality of snatching a seven year old from her grandmother and giving them to someone as a present and how adorable it is.