#billyjclinton

[thcbull]

billyjclinton started following you

why

[forsakingonevow]

"Hi! I'm a lil' lost-... Oh, is there a fight going on here? You guys need some saxophone music to lighten the mood?"

I summoned the ex-presidents, oops || @billyjclinton

With the cavalry stupidly gone and the inevitable retreat of what was left of their armies, the remaining people inside the castle were in trouble. The odds didn’t look good as they were greatly outnumbered by the army of the death, surrounding them from every wall.

But one man could mark the difference…

“Not the backup I was expecting but it’ll do. We need as many man we can get here, hold this,” Jaime said as he put a sword on Billy’s hand and cut in half a wight that was coming for both of them.

[ashesri]

@billyjclinton

                ‘ I  couldn’t  stand  all  the  secrets,  Bill.  with  Joffrey,  there  are  no  secrets.  he’s  honest  about  us. ’

[wolveshonor]

"Tell me... Did YOU have sexual relations with that woman?"

Robb’s cheeks turned a bright pink, the flush creeping down his neck. “Yes,” he admitted. “But I’ve never tried to lie about it. You might try it someday--honesty, your-your president.” The scathing tone was harder to keep up when he did not know how to address the man, let alone how to mock his address. 

[agirlofwinterfell]

My favourite thing, Presidents talking with Joffrey

[motherstarkling-blog]

"Hello-- Bill Clinton here. Any parenting advice for me?"

@billyjclinton

“First things first, round up all the women that you ‘did not have sexual relations with’ and check to see if they have any children that look like you. The first rule of parenting is to make sure to keep track of each and every child.” 

[leonum-matrem-blog]

@billyjclinton replied to your post: thank you tumblr for unfollowing more than a few...

I better not have been one of them. </3

        You’re about to be.

[flame-of-ostwick-archive]

billyjclinton replied to your post: @billyjclinton started following you

expect the unexpected

Does the unexpected include saxophones?