I’ve come to a conclusion:
Stanley Pines’ favourite artist: Billy Joel
The boy from glass shard beach listens to the piano man who was raised in Hicksville, Oyster Bay, NY (yes that’s a real place). They’re both guys who boxed in their youth.
Both of them never graduated high school.
Both love, are OBSESSED with boats and sailing.
Both are gambling men
Both are famous for a vehicular crash (famous…infamous…)
Both have mental health issues
Both have had multiple marriages(almost marriages)
Both are stupid loyal and hold grudges and will spit them back into your face
all I’m saying is: Stanley Pines has an 8-track of Glass Houses (which he stole) in the Diablo for cruising. He’s got vinyl of The Stranger for when he’s feeling moody. There’s a CD of The Greatest Hits in the gift shop that Wendy can’t stand.
Stanley Pines feels like Billy Joel made The Stranger for him and Ford
Stanley Pines fucking ROCKS with Billy Joel.
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