I started watching True Blood for the first time ever?!! Where has Eric been all my life? I’m on season 3 already. Here is a little shit post/ incorrect quotes;
[Y/N tries to leave Fangtasia, clearly upset]
Eric (blocking the door): Where do you think you’re going?
Pam: You live here now. With us. Like a poorly trained pet.
[Eric glaring at Y/N mid-flirt with a bartender]
Y/N: What? I’m allowed to socialize.
Eric: You’re allowed to breathe. Everything else is up for negotiation.
Pam (leaning over the counter): You should leave before he rips out your spine and uses it as a straw.
Y/N (slamming her hand on the bar): You better back off before I show you what a real threat looks like.
Random Vampire (unbothered): You? You’re shaking.
Y/N: That’s rage. I’m simmering.
Random Vampire: Adorable.
Eric (suddenly behind her): Is there a problem?
Pam (on the other side): We just adore problems.
Random Vampire (noping out): No trouble here!
Y/N (preening): Damn, I’m good.
Eric: …You didn’t do that.
Pam: Let her have this. It’s cute when she’s wrong and smug.
[Y/N grinding at the club, a vampire tries to join]
Pam (grabbing the guy’s collar): Excuse you. She’s decorative, not communal.
Y/N: Awww, you sound like a protective big sister!
Pam (dragging her away): I am not your sister. I am the reason no one else has tasted you yet.
Pam (Hissing at Y/N’s fidgeting): Stand still. I swear if you ruin this hard work, I’ll glue your mouth shut.
Y/N (squirming): I can’t breathe in this corset!
Y/N: I feel like a sexy burrito.
Eric (walking in, pausing mid-stride): …Is this a fetish thing?
Y/N: I’ve lost control of my life.
Pam: But not your silhouette. You’re welcome.
• Y/N: Total hot mess, thinks she’s in charge. Is not.
• Pam: Goth Barbie with a knife collection and a daily eye-roll limit.
• Eric: Ex-Viking with a God complex. Dangerous. Hot. Terrified of his own feelings.
