Mar 29, 2018
“The irony is, I do enjoy a goose egg. And good sex. Often both at the same time.”
#Daily Star#This is the full package this#There’s sex#Bingo#Eggs#It’s the full house#It really is#Bingo club#George came up to me#You know George#Him with the leg#No not that one#The other George#Yes that one#Him that did that thing#You know#Anyway#He asked me#Did I like good sex#I put down my dobber#And asked him to repeat what he said#I stood up#And looked him in the eye#And told him to say it again#Loud and slow#Which ironically is how I like my sex#Do you like goose eggs?#If you ask me George shat it there#That’s my theory#Really a true story
