BingXiaoFan because I think they're funny
BingFan are already together but it's like misunderstood as MF being a victim of kidnapping. MF is there on his own choice (unfortunately).
And like GYX is already crushing on MF because like idk he served cunt too hard in front of him once or something. So GYX vows to rescue MF from the evil demonic emperor.
The whole thing is just MF getting kidnapped back and forth, probably while sipping a cup of tea and doing Qing Jing's paperwork.
LBH is like "Shixiong must be so terrified 🥺" and cut to MF and he's having tea while being unsuccessfully courted because he keeps criticizing GYX's ability to make good tea.
Then LBH breaks in and kidnaps MF back and like he's just like "you're an hour late 🤨"
Eventually yaoi happens and GYX gets forcefully added as their third