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Why r trans ppl always so ugly, like bitch wtf is this?????

She succu on my lent until I cactussi

girl are you a Helostoma temminckii? because i think we should use our mouths to fight ;)

Person: Don't stress about about

Me: Ok let me just remove my Amygdala and throw it away

Professor: And today we are going to learn about mitosis-

Me: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU *POOF*

Person 1: Can I get H2O? *gets H2O*

Person 2: Can I get H20, too? *dies*

Biology. . .

Friend: *studying for Bio quiz* hmm... so it’s a homozygous organism

Me: *apparently didn’t hear correctly* what? Orgasm?? whaT hOmOzygoUSE ORGASMS? WHAT EVEn Is tHAT??

Friend: *laughing hysterically* Think about it

Me: *being really slow to get things, as usual* oh. Oh. oH. OH OH OH YES I GET IT

Friend: *being a perv per usual* so do u like homozygous or heterozygous orgasms?!?!?! *still laughing hysterically*

Me: Oh I’m Co-Dominant

What’s slower than a sloth?

#bio joke