#bio teacher

[bedpissercastiel]

still thinkin ab the time in 8th grade where my bio teacher told me she didnt like what i'd "changed into" like wtf!

i'd been in her class 9 weeks max! and it was because i made a joke ab my friend ryan not liking joan! bc he used to think she was creepy! wtf! let me joke ab shit!

part of it was "how do u think ryan would feel if he heard you say that"

but like,,,,,,, he openly admitted to it! it was something we'd joke about!

[tea-time-for-bee-time]

No because why can’t I teach myself like I want to teach my kiddos.

[yourstruly-clover]

Never did I think that the Vout would make me cry but heRE WE ARE-

[hi-rosa-sinensis]

sooo my bio teacher is now one of my mom’s best friends????? 

[dazza-shazza-gazza-and-del]

So Dazza the loveable goofball showed me this and I just wanna know what the hell did I read?- Shazza

[un-sapo]

My bio teacher: You guys wanna hear a pick-up line?

Us: Sure

Bio teacher: Hey babe, unlike a helicase...I'd love to unzip your genes ;)

Us: DAMN

[acceptancepending]

my bio teacher wanted to talk to me today, and i thought she was going to light me on fire because i stopped tutoring her son and called him dumb and tried to get him to hate me

but she thanked me for getting him back on the baseball team. “i don’t care about his grades, moira--i know he’s smart--i just wanted to see him happy again.”