#biobes

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jazz fell first, jazz fell harder, all that jazz

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biblically accurate soundwave reaction after receiving death threats from his crush nemesis

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hihi recently read from me to you for us by @otooga and oh. em. gee. it's soooo good and scratches my brain in all the right places. here are some of my favourite scenes!

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chances of prime brushing jazz's very obvious attempts at flirting aside as a joke: 96.7%

chances of prowl being right: 96.7%

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i am not immune to the tfone jazzop propaganda

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if Soundwave thinks Blaster telling him to "Eat slag and die" is flirting, i need to see how he's flirting back. I'm imagining just straight insults, then he goes back to his room and kicks his feet while reminiscing to his cassettes about how well his flirting is going. lmao

soundwave spends his free time conjuring up different flirting sequences in his tactical unit, of which include praying for blaster to smelt in the pits, kicking his cassettes, and setting blaster's alarms to ring every hour of the night.

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step 2: convince him (and yourself) that you hate him

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step 1 on blaster's "how to get my crush to notice me" guide: convince everyone you hate him