a somewwhat wwarming wwelcome to this part of tumblr. i happen to be eridan pyrope, but ropes should suffice. things havve been a tad sloww, so ivve been taking some time off to get back on my feet. guess this is just a distraction for noww, i dont expect myself to get as invvested in the internet as others seem to be.
and this is the part wwhere i ask to introduce yourselvves.
apicultured
hey 1 have a press1ng quest10n
why d1d y0u make an alter eg0 w1th a last name y0u cant/w0nt pr0n0unce
just w0nder1ng, as 0ne d0es
Last Thursday at 11:26 PM
biolacis
ii've been thiinkiing about that a lot thii2 afternoon, and ii thiink ii've developed a hypothe2ii2.
you 2ee,
ii'm 2tupiid.
biolacis
ii got liike, two gla22e2 of watered down 2cotch and almo2t blew iit. why diidn't anyone ever tell me ii turned iintwo a hoe when ii driink.
ii'll get 2omethiing.
apicultured
d1d y0u try t0 put the m0ves 0n karkat
biolacis
no ii diid NOT.
ii ju2t. yknow.
got friiendly wiith everyone.
biolacis
nothiing weiird about iit.
apicultured
0h s0 y0u put the m0ves 0n every0ne?
biolacis
no AA ii diidn't put the move2 on everyone.
apicultured
darn
s0 y0u tr1ed t0 what, hug pe0ple? '1111 L00VE Y0U BRAHHHHHHH' pe0ple?
because hahahaha 0h my g0d
at least y0u d1dnt l0se y0ur glasses
biolacis
that'2 what *you're* liike when you driink, fool.
apicultured
hey
hey,
apicultured
theres n0 need f0r th1s,
1m like that /s0ber/
biolacis
that'2
true.
anyway2 yeah thank the god2 below ii 2tiill have my gla22e2.
apicultured
y0u cant drag me 1f 1 can drag me better
yeah
biolacis
iif ii lo2t them ii'm pretty 2ure NP would've 2uperglued them two my face.
god.
apicultured
y eha
apicultured
the l1sp came cl0se but ykn0w hell th1nk 0f s0meth1ng plaus1ble
biolacis
ii don't thiink he 2u2pected anythiing. he 2eem2 two thiink ii wa2 ju2t embarra22ed about iit.
biolacis
god how diid ii thiink ii wouldn't have two 2ay my full name at 2ome poiint.
apicultured
d1d y0u p1ck 1t 0r d1d npe
*nepeta
als0 hey 1t happens t0 the best 0f us, and 1n th1s, 1t seems, we are n0t the best 0f us
why b0ther h1d1ng the l1sp th0ugh? 1ts n0t l1ke y0ure the 0nly tr0ll w1th 1t
biolacis
ii diid. ii fiigured 2iince ii'm named after 2tar2 iit would be ea2y two piick more 2tar2 for an
oh that'2. that'2 a diirect correlatiion.
AA.
biolacis
ii'm goiing two diie a 2wiift and merciile22 death 2ome day 2oon and ii want you two wriite on my grave2tone "totally had iit comiing."
anyway2 ii wa2 only tryiing two hiide iit from hiim.
biolacis
ii diidn't want another rea2on for hiim two be 2u2piiciiou2.
apicultured
that 1s actually a d1rect c0rrelat10n wh1ch 1s
amaz1ng
0f c0urse 0ur sense 0f theatr1cs w0nt be 1mpeded by th1ngs like "c0mm0n sense"
h0wever
1ts n0t l1ke "hey this weird tealblood IS SECRETLY THE HEIR BECAUSE THEY HAVE SIMILAR NAMES" 1s a th0ught th0ught by pe0ple 0f the sane persuas10n
s0 1 th1nk 1t sh0uld be f1ne!
apicultured
als0 karkat 1s waaaay t00 l0g1cal and clear m1nded t0 ever catch w1nd 0f the stup1d absurd bullsh1t we are d01ng, lets be real
apicultured
l1ke, wh0 even d0es th1s
biolacis
2orry, ii wa2 out wiith NP for awhiile and when ii came back ii dove iintwo a call and
ii can't
ii heard hiim cryiing AA.
ii don't know what happened but ii heard hiim cryiing, ii couldn't even a2k what wa2 wrong, ii.
biolacis
do we have two even do thii2, why can't we ju2t tell hiim.
apicultured
1 d0nt kn0w - remember 1 sa1d the exact same th1ng?
1 th1nk 1ts y0ur secret t0 tell and 0n the pract1cal s1de h1s res0urces can 0nly help us
help us d0....whatever the fuck were d01ng 1 guess
d0 y0u kn0w why he was cry1ng? 0n0
biolacis
my re2pon2e two all of the2e thiing2: ii don't know.
ii acciidentally came iin on what ii thiink wa2 a priivate conver2atiion and he wa2 drunk and kept apologiiziing for not beiing compo2ed.
apicultured
0n0
biolacis
the other per2on wa2 drunk two and wa2 about two tell me what happened after he went two bed but iit felt weiird and creepy two let them tell me wiithout hii2 knowledge.
apicultured
thats true...wh0 were they?
biolacis
iidk, 2omebody named liil.
biolacis
iit wa2 weiird and ii feel liike a real creep about the whole thiing.
biolacis
part of iit wa2, cockwea2el.
but ii'm 2orry for the griief iit cau2ed you.
whether iit wa2 my fault or not, iit 2tiill hurt you and everyone el2e.
apicultured
1m just glad y0ure back and 1m n0t dead
biolacis
me: (actiively worryiing about iit) cool ii won't worry about iit.
ii'm glad we're both here two.
apicultured
wh0 even k1dnapped y0u 1ll make the1r tech strangle them 0r s0meth1nf
fuck yeah be1ng here
1 1nv1ted karkat f0r a m0v1e 0r game marath0n th0 he hasnt answered
heads up s0 y0u kn0w 1f y0u can be there 0r n0t 1f he says yes
apicultured
th0ugh 1 v0te f0r tell1ng h1m because 1 d0nt really kn0w what r1sk c0uld 1t be
biolacis
2ome douchebag named eriidan.
he call2 hiim2elf "rope2" but iit'2 2o 2tupiid that he can't get anyone el2e two call hiim that.
biolacis
al2o thank2 for the head2 up, ii'm. not really 2ure what ii'm goiing two do yet.
biolacis
NP thiink2 he'2 a huge liiabiiliity becau2e of hii2 2hiit wiith the paparazzii, whiich ii can 2ee, but.
apicultured
. . . . . .1 th1nk 1 kn0w h1m fr0m fvrrp. he kept h1tt1ng 0n me and 1 kept ru1n1ng h1s tech.
well, hed rather d1e than betray y0ur secret, s0 all y0ud have t0 d0 1s n0t be 0verly cl1ngy 1n public 1 guess?
biolacis
what the fuck.
and ii thought he wa2 a creep two me lmao, of cour2e the guy hiit2 on dii2iintere2ted people onliine.
biolacis
ii got two punch hiim iin the face when NP broke me out 2o that wa2 pretty 2weet. ii 2hould've hiit hiim extra hard iin your honor.
and 🤷♀️.
me not beiing overly-cliingy, ii have been told, ii2 iimpo22iible, but ii'll try talkiing two NP about iit agaiin.
ii want u2 all two be able to hang out twogether. ii don't want thii2 two be a weiird thiing between all four of u2, no le22.
apicultured
hahaha, d1d y0u kn0ck a t00th 0ut?
apicultured
hahaha g0dd 1 kept awaken1ng h1s b10tech's wh1thered breed1ng subr0ut1nes s0 h1s c0mputer w0uld try t0 hump h1m 0r anyth1ng nearest and h0nestly 1m st1ll pr0ud 0f that
well, 0nly 1n publ1c!
wrap ar0und h1m 1n pr1vate as much as y0u want my guy, 1ts n0t l1ke 1 havent bas1cally d0ne that t0 every0ne s1nce my ressurect10n
1...1 want us all t0 hang 0ut and have fun t00.
biolacis
ooooh my gooood.
biolacis
that'2 fuckiing hiilariiou2. ii would have paiid my own weiight iimperiial2 two 2ee that 2lobberiing liittle ba2tard get t-bagged by hii2 own computer.
iif ii ever 2ee hiim agaiin (let'2 hope not) ii'll ab2olutely 2nag a tooth for you.
biolacis
2iigh.
ii. ju2t want u2 two be able two all catch up on the tiime we've mii22ed out on each other all the2e 2weep2. ii wii2h we diidn't have two do iit 2eparately. or 2neakiily.
you and KK alway2 got two 2pend tiime twogether, and KK and ii diid two, but never the three of u2.
ii alway2 really wanted that.
hopefully. hopefully iit won't alway2 be liike thii2.
apicultured
1f he tr1es t0 get at y0u aga1n y0ull see a rerun 0f the 0le t-bag v1rus, but yeah lets av01d h1m
0n0
1t w1ll happen! y0u w0nt h1de away f0rever. cm0n lets ask nep
biolacis
ehehe. ii'll have two a2k you for the 2criipt for that one.
alriight.
biolacis
rub2 face.
apicultured
1ll gladly share 0u0
we can talk t0 her t0gether 1f y0u l1ke
als0 we can play v1de0games bef0re talk1ng t0 her 0r s0meth1ng, 1 dunn0
well get thr0ugh th1s, s0llux, we g0t th1s
biolacis
iif we play viideo game2 then you have two promii2e not two kiick my a22 at lea2t one tiime.
iit'2 alriight. ii can do iit, unle22 you wanna talk two her two.
apicultured
hahahahah weeeaaak
biolacis
we'll be okay.
apicultured
but 0kay, scrubl0rd
apicultured
and yeah sure
mental backup and sh1t
hell yeah we w1ll
biolacis
ii *am* weak. ii weiigh 90 lb2 and ii liive on a nectar2uckler'2 diiet. ii'm talkiing whiite chocolate chiip2 and miike'2 hard lemonade.
let me make a group chat.
@apicultured replied to your post “Good evening, my cat ate my palmhusk.”
0h n0 h0w are they
@biolacis replied to your post “Good evening, my cat ate my palmhusk.”
Oh god are they okay??
They’re alright!! They’re a piece of work, really - which means they’re still in tip-top shape. XPP
Samael is a bit. diffurrent from other purrbeasts? They’re also incredibly smart, which leads me to believe they may have had some reason - however faulty - to straight-up eat my palmhusk. What that reason is, though, is beyond me. :’33
