#birbcoop

[candycoatedcadavers-blog]

Birds.

Send my muse a kink and they’ll rate it based on interest

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

“Ten outta Ten would snuggle a bird.”

[cleopatrathesecretary]

birb sit on head

Cleo blinks before gazing upwards carefully. “....that cannot be a comfortable place to sit on.”@birbcoop

[candycoatedcadavers-blog]

#7 with hector? ?? only if u want ofc.

(OFC I want to!!) @birbcoopHector jumped in surprise as warm, slim arms wrapped around his waist, but quickly calmed down when a familiar stubbled cheek rubbed against his neck and the smell of cinnamon and spun sugar assaulted his nose. “Watcha makin’?”

Hector tried not to smile. “Gareth will kill you if he finds you in the kitchen.”

“I know...” A light, ticklish feeling as Eugene sighs against his neck. “But I missed you. You’ve both been cooking all day! Aren’t you tired? Don’t you want to give your feet a rest? M-maybe a cuddle?”

Hector stirred the potatoes on the stove, not because he had to quite yet, but just for something to do. “Can’t. I need to watch these potatoes while Gareth picks up the kids from school.” 

“Okay. Well, I’ll just stay with you too.” Eugene hummed to a Christmas song on the radio and before Hector knew it, he was turned around. They swayed to the music silently, Eugene’s chin resting atop his head, and Hector’s face pressed to his chest.

“You’re buttering me up for pecan pie.” he accused, face muffled by Eugene’s shirt.

“Good sir, I am insulted!” Eugene laughed and spun them, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. “...It’s three O’clock...usually when you’re home we snuggle and watch TV at this time.” Eugene’s voice got quiet. “I got lonely..”

There was a moment of silence before Hector got on his tippy-toes to press a kiss to the mortician’s lips.”I-” Something hit his nose, and it wasn’t cinnamon or spun sugar.

“The potatoes are burning!”“Gareth really is going to kill us!”

[eyececil]

Tiny birbparty for Lee!

[lucentsynthesist-blog]

a dragon perches in your branches. :) hello again

 “Aa a h h h... Hello.  You have gotten much...scalier than last I saw you.”

[strawberriesandstrex]

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sits on him

-startled whinny-

[lucentsynthesist-blog]

-perches on him- you're so handsome. not very shiny though. handsome handsome pretty.

-laughs softly- T h a n k you, dear bird friend... I apologize for not being s h i n y enough...

[candycoatedcadavers-blog]

TELL A BIRB!! TELL!

If you snuck into my room I would:

[x ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[ x] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”  (At this point I wouldn’t be                                                                    surprised at anything you do.)[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ x ] Kiss or hug you back                       [ x] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked (at the kiss!)                                      [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ x] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [x] Without hesitation.

You are:

[x ] Cute          [x ] Adorable          [ x ] Attractive          [ x ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [ x ] Ally[ x ] Friend              [ x] Love (You gave me CJ and are always around to give me advice, of course I love you!)                       [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [ x ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [  ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [ x ] Pleasant company            [x ] Comforting [ x ]  Unable to be lived without                            [ x ] Trustworthy