#bird discourse

[birdwizardofficial]

>says men aren't oppressed for being men

>immediately malgenders an entire demographic

[eclecticelectriceccentric]

hi followers. I'm getting political

[inky-duchess]

All the shrikes I've met would've definitely eaten me if they could, can't decide if that makes the bid a dick or me yet...

Birds are dicks.

[joyfulsongbird]

hi, you know how much I love you right? keeping that in mind, birds aren’t real

i love you birds are real

[pansexualandscared]

I saw some roadkill when I was walking my dog but now I think it probably just ran out of batteries

[xingmis]

...... Okay true....... What about swans tho? And storks???????? Hmmmmm?????

swans are some of the worst as well, storks are like very low ranking demons and most can’t be bothered to rip out eyes but that doesn’t make them not demons

[timeisamanysplendoredthing]

Anyway I just pissed off a passionate bird-lover by saying the innocuous phrase, "Hummingbirds are technically insects."

[alithographica]

science fact sunday: robins are dumb and start their daily scream at 5am even though we're a solid hour away from first light Quit this early bird bullshit even the worms aren't up rn