Eclectic Electric Eccentric zwɪndʒ

Because I am a fool, this is a sideblog; I love all of you and we are mutuals in my heart (me following you from my main)

[icelogged]

male philosophers have nothing on nine year old autistic girls

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[ouroborosorder]

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

[a-sinister-wizard]

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

[ouroborosorder]

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[stump-not-found]

NOT CLICKBAIT !!!! MR BEAST PLEASE RESPOND IF YOU ARE AN ACTUAL BEAST THAN KYOU

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time

[kimquatz]

i put tinykat in tomodachi life

[kimquatz]

i spent 3-4 days putting him in pixel by pixel

[svartibaldur]

[3000s]

[ontologicallyevilseme]

you have to love me even though I'm evil and have no redeemable traits accomplishments or skills and I'm ugly and unemployed and I don't really care about you much either and I hate everyone on the planet. okay? you have to love me even though I don't really deserve it all that much because if you don't I'll blow up this whole CVS with everyone inside

[ontologicallyevilseme]

no one gets it... but kissing someone with eyes open can be really romantic or even sexy... I'm asserting dominance by making unwavering eye contact with you the entire time I'm shoving my tongue down your throat....

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[visuallifes]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

[homojexual]

[neurodivergentaf]

it's so wild when your parent changes when you become an adult. my dad is very cordial and non confrontational - he regularly helps me with adult stuff like changing the oil or providing insurance tips. he's always smiling when i call him on video and providing jokes when i complain about college

when i was a kid, i would have to tiptoe around his anger issues often, sometimes running quietly past his work table until he got his own place completely separate from our family, locked away for days. every so often he would start screaming in the car and trying to hit me or my brother for talking too loud while my mom attempted to calm him down as he swerved on the road. and now he, smiling, helps me with car insurance.

like oh, this is just who you are when you have power over someone, and this is who you are when you dont have power over someone. no wonder you can have a normal life, friends, work while scaring the shit out of your kids and wife. i see it now. i see why no one would have believed me. that, i think, is one of the core fears of trauma - seeing the outside of it from the perspective of other adults that brushed you aside, and understanding. of course, that understanding gives the opposite of solace; it just gives you more grief with nowhere for it to go

[ontologicallyevilseme]

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

[ontologicallyevilseme]

you'll never believe this