#bird fail

[clouds-of-wings]

Searched for “albatross fail compilation”, found exactly what I was looking for.

Disregard the German narrator, all he does is try to explain away the birds’ inexcusable lack of skill (”There are too many objects there that change the way the air flows”, “It’s not the birds’ fault, they didn’t evolve to live in a human-controlled environment”), it’s embarrassing.

[bojackhorseman]

might need to change this one to "he was secretariat". 

[12ed12um]

epic fail.

[pisceannightmare]

A bird hit the window of my house so my grandma cleaned him up since he was bleeding and now the bird won’t leave.

[fuckyeahveganmemes-blog]

[midnight-horrorfest]

Bird fail

[keetykat-kita-blog-blog]

This is what should happen to the mother fucking birds outside my window

Now all I need is a whale and a large body of water...