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30 | world renowned tumblr tag comedienne

[myjetpack]

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[gunsandfireandshit]

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[dailycatsblog]

[letspostwithmama]

Let’s be interviewed with mama!

[boarofthenorth100]

LOL

[neppler]

What’s so funny

[boarofthenorth100]

Have You Seen This

[resident-idiot-simp]

[nightmarereverie]

[fuzzygifs]

x

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[thelof9]

WELCOME BACK

[spacepetals]

[maykitz]

[maykitz]

[draculagerard]

the one negative impact of Project Hail Mary is that gay people on tumblr don’t think of Ryan Gosling as the guy from “hey girl I mean they” anymore

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[raccoonmilf]

i saw your post about el wiwi being happy after not hearing "the f word" anymore, and i had forgotten the "el wiwi isn't fucking french" stuff, so i immediately went to "they're calling parking lot gay slurs??"

Oh god you didn’t censor f***** and he saw and now he’s sad again