“So-Bad-It’s-Good Birdemic Poster”
Finally finished this up last night. I’m not sure why this one took me longer than usual.
See all my other fan art posters in the So-Bad-It’s-Good series here:
https://shoeboxtheater.tumblr.com/post/161316761596/heres-the-full-set-of-my-so-bad-its-good-movie
Took me ages to watch the seond one, but here I am and I swear the music they put over the logos immediately took me back
Really long walking scene instead of really long driving scene this time, huh? Really spicing it up? With the funky music and his snazzy little suit
The ambient sirens blaring are... They're really doing something here
They had to censor the background ad
THE DIALOUGE DID NOT IMPROVE IN THE SLIGHTEST, DELIGHTFUL
Ooooh, Natalie got a new haircut
They adopted the boy, but not the girl?*
I feel like the way Bill is talking about movies is supposed to tell us something
Eyyyyyy, the birds are foreshadowed, they're falling from the sky
There's the long car ride, even with car ride green screen, I commend them for being safe with it
(The amount of ads I have to sit through for this is incredible by the way, "Ad 1 out of 7"? Fucking WHAT?)
The legs and the jellyfish moving around on that stock ocean background, amazing
The Giant Jumbo Jellyfish left bleeding scratch marks on her leg and arm
("Ad 1 out of 9"????)
*So the girl wasn't with them because she got a disease from a fish Rod cooked and died
Oh, Dr. Jones is baCAVEMAN SEX?! BIRDS STOPPED CAVEMAN SEX BY KILLING THEM?!
They got a new vulture model now, they still all sound like seagulls
Bro does not know how to take off a bra
There's the red rain and BIRD RESSURECTION FROM THE TAR, the birds were kind of late in this one
Still with the fucking hangers, Natalie said it with so much conviction maybe they are to the birds what crosses are to vampires?
He shot the bird in half
We're adding zombies now and they're crawling out of the bottom of the screen, probably also caused by global warming
Always the people with hats dying in these movies... Too much swag to live...
For a second I thought they'd run the cave people over
Walked himself all the way over to the pool just before he died so they could stare at his pool corpse, admirable
"JUST HANGING OUT. HANGING OUT-"
Another good one, I feel like they got wilder and just had all around more stuff happening and there were so many ads, I'll have to tell my friend about it, he's been trying to figure out the birds' moral code but also refuses to watch the movies
The part where they killed the cave couple may be relevant, perhaps the birds have a puritanical streak
The birds left again, but I do wonder if the cave people and global warming zombies did too
OKAY I SAW THIS ASK YESTERDAY AND I GOT SO HYPED BUT NOW I'M FINALLY GONNA ANSWER IT
Took me ages to watch the seond one, but here I am and I swear the music they put over the logos immediately took me back
Dw man, it took me ages too. Ngl, I watched them out of order (1 -> 3 -> 2) but I didn't really get spoiled for anything sdlkfjs. Each movie at least had a few months, if not a year, as the gap
Really long walking scene instead of really long driving scene this time, huh? Really spicing it up? With the funky music and his snazzy little suit
They couldn't afford the car this time /j
The ambient sirens blaring are... They're really doing something here
Smth smth, subtle foreshadowing. Idk dude, Nguyen (director/writer) does whatever he wants imo sdlkfjsdf
They had to censor the background ad
Vibes of a youtube vlog /derogatory
THE DIALOUGE DID NOT IMPROVE IN THE SLIGHTEST, DELIGHTFUL
IT'S NOT BIRDEMIC IF THERE'S (ROMANTIC) CHEMISTRY
But ngl, I think the chemistry improved for Birdemic 2!!! But that might be because they hired somewhat better actors (very low bar though)
Ooooh, Natalie got a new haircut
Yesss, my queen did <33
They adopted the boy, but not the girl?*
*So the girl wasn't with them because she got a disease from a fish Rod cooked and died
Show then tell /derogatory
THE WAY THEY TALKED ABOUT HER DEATH WAS SO FUNNY. THEY KEPT BEING SO EMOTIONLESS ABOUT IT????? SDKFJSDKFJHDF
I feel like the way Bill is talking about movies is supposed to tell us something
I feel like so many things are supposed to tell us something /derogatory
^^ Especially with how this movie is lowkey propaganda towards the end of each film 😭 (even if climate change is bad, it gets SOOO preachy about it??)
But anyway, I feel like you don't pick up on all the subliminal messaging until you rewatch these movies over and over again. Like characters that are good wear green?? (sometimes)
I'll rewatch birdemic 2 soon w/ Lemon, I'll post abt any new discoveries. I've watched birdemic 1 maybe 6 times, but birdemic 2 and 3 just once
Eyyyyyy, the birds are foreshadowed, they're falling from the sky
It always takes so long to get to the birds- it's like a 2016 clickbait youtube title for their Q&A videos
There's the long car ride, even with car ride green screen, I commend them for being safe with it
THE GREEN SCREEN WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY. IG I RESPECT IT, YEAH
(The amount of ads I have to sit through for this is incredible by the way, "Ad 1 out of 7"? Fucking WHAT?)
("Ad 1 out of 9"????)
Damn. I use an ad-blocker all the time so I wouldn't know sdlkfjs. It's the Brave browser if you're curious.
But I think those ads are God trying to save you from watching this /silly
The legs and the jellyfish moving around on that stock ocean background, amazing
TRULY. THAT SCENE CONTINUED ON FOR TOO LONG
The Giant Jumbo Jellyfish left bleeding scratch marks on her leg and arm
Average animal knowledge in Birdemic. Birds explode and jellyfish scratch. Everyone knows these things
Oh, Dr. Jones is baCAVEMAN SEX?! BIRDS STOPPED CAVEMAN SEX BY KILLING THEM?!
Another animal fact! Birds are sexphobic!
They got a new vulture model now, they still all sound like seagulls
SO TRUE.
Bro does not know how to take off a bra
It adds realism /hj
There's the red rain and BIRD RESSURECTION FROM THE TAR, the birds were kind of late in this one
I can't remember if the birds take longer to appear in this one vs the other movies.
Still with the fucking hangers, Natalie said it with so much conviction maybe they are to the birds what crosses are to vampires?
SLDFKJSLDFJSLDFJ. This implies there's something about hangers that repels them. Like some higher-being Hanger God that defeats the birds
He shot the bird in half
Average Birdemic violence o7
We're adding zombies now and they're crawling out of the bottom of the screen, probably also caused by global warming
Top 10 things caused by global warming! 1.) The undead coming to life!
Always the people with hats dying in these movies... Too much swag to live...
I think Nguyen personally had something against hat people.
For a second I thought they'd run the cave people over
Me too. Ngl they should've.
Walked himself all the way over to the pool just before he died so they could stare at his pool corpse, admirable
THIS SCENE WAS SO WEIRD????
"JUST HANGING OUT. HANGING OUT-"
I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THAT SONG SM. LEMON LIKED IT TOO. I ENJOYED THE SPECIAL APPEARANCE; IT WAS LIKE SEEING AN OLD FRIEND
Another good one, I feel like they got wilder and just had all around more stuff happening and there were so many ads, I'll have to tell my friend about it, he's been trying to figure out the birds' moral code but also refuses to watch the movies
"Don't trust random strangers on the internet" WELL TRUST THIS ONE- I RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO WATCH BIRDEMIC!!!!
The birds have a really interesting moral code. I should write a thesis about it /j
The part where they killed the cave couple may be relevant, perhaps the birds have a puritanical streak
Trueeee. I think part of that was bc the cave people would kill birds (during their cavemen times?) But I can't fully remember.
They'd at least be more environmentally friendly than the average person, so idk why they were on the hitlist.
Yet again, the zoo got attacked not long after they specifically said the zoo wasn't attacked for being environmentally friendly.
The birds left again, but I do wonder if the cave people and global warming zombies did too
