#bad cinema

[coeurdeverre82]

[deliciouskeys]

I have no idea what demographic Gutterbee/American Sausage Standoff is for (horrible screenplay, I think it was supposed to be a dark comedy but I’m not even sure after skimming it?). It got my hopes up when it opened with Antony Starr’s character being nicknamed ‘Magic Mike’, but alas no sexy dancing.

Positive notes include: 1) His ~2018?-19? ass looks great in this movie:

2) Despite no Magic Mike stripping, at least there was dancing in lederhosen:

[shoeboxtheater]

I designed this Backglass for my MST3K "Pinball Peril" Visual Pinball Table. The game is free to download at VPforums.org with a working setup of VPX and PinMame.

[aheroicpath]

[ standing on my soap box ] IR/ON F/IST OFFENDS ME FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS BUT HAVING SHITTY FIGHT SCENES IS PROBABLY THE SECOND BIGGEST ONE. YOU’RE GONNA MODEL YOUR ENTIRE SHITSHOW OFF A TRADITION OF MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES AND GET THE MOST IMPORTANT PART WRONG??????????? YOU’RE NOT ONLY GONNA HIRE WHITE DUDE #19481 BUT ALSO ONE WHO CAN’T DO THE FUCKING CHOREOGRAPHY???? THE SHITY CHOREOGRAPHY??? GET OUTTA MY FACE

[shoeboxtheater]

TeePublic is hosting discounts for Black Friday. Good chance to pick up one of my designs at a discounted price!

https://www.teepublic.com/user/markpaulik

[shoeboxtheater]

My "It's Not Easy Being Breen" T-shirt design is available in my TeePublic shop!

[shoeboxtheater]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Pinball Peril

Work in Progress on the table design. Still lots to do but it's coming together.

[shoeboxtheater]

“So-Bad-It’s-Good Birdemic Poster” Finally finished this up last night. I’m not sure why this one took me longer than usual. See all my other fan art posters in the So-Bad-It’s-Good series here: https://shoeboxtheater.tumblr.com/post/161316761596/heres-the-full-set-of-my-so-bad-its-good-movie