birdmap replied to your post: somebody in a course w me: i like you i wanna be...
I’m them :(
youre 1 of the wily bastards who managed to worm their way into my mainframe regardless.....us

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birdmap replied to your post: somebody in a course w me: i like you i wanna be...
I’m them :(
youre 1 of the wily bastards who managed to worm their way into my mainframe regardless.....us
birdmap replied to your post: my Dynamic interests all exist on a spectrum of...
where is eminem/50 cent fanfic
florida
birdmap replied to your photo: “looked up from my bed and got real startled for a few seconds lads”:
the transformation is complete
creepypasta (real):
>be me
>sitting in my room
>get startled by reflection in mirror
>realize it’s just the pete wentz poster behind me
>turn around to look
>i have no pete wentz poster
>mfw
birdmap replied to your photo “i wish i could pack up my makeup and go back in time 10 yrs to fuck...”
how u get the emboss effect irl dennis?
half inch layer of cream highlighter and turbo lightbulb
birdmap replied to your post “I FORGOT HOW GOOD DISTRICT 9 IS…..WHY DIDN’T THEY MAKE LIKE 10 MORE I...”
OMGGG I LOV THAT MOVIE
RIGHT i wanna chill w those nice aliens so bad!! where are they where are my friends. i wanna babysit the kids
birdmap replied to your post: merry christmas my family is basically just my mom...
oh absolute saaame amanda im so glad someone else feels this cuz im really feelin it this season…
same, this is my first christmas having an instagram so im feeling it even more than in the past. over thanksgiving too. but you are not alone my friend <3
birdmap replied to your post: “dennis are u gonna start posting abt how eminem is a big bottom sl*t...”:
anon come to my blog @emkaniff for that lol
you are forbidden from using me and my web page as a means to propagate unwholesome discussions about my dad..
birdmap replied to your post: “trans pete: [spreads legs] come get y’all juice! all of fob, swarming...”:
Dennis you really constantly expose me to this stuff huh
you re-exposed me to eminem which activated the sleeper agent in me and now i have his songs stuck in my head at ALL times including now