#bisect man

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The Sudden Portal

@not-the-usual-suspects liked for a starter.

Bisect Man was walking en route to the factory where he worked, when suddenly a portal opened in the sky in the general area ahead of him. Seeing someone fall through, he quickly took action and ran, jumping through the air and catching the person, before landing on the grassy ground to the side of the road. He gently sets the person down, before asking, “Are you okay?”

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Hey Bisectman! Would you like to play cards? I'll be sure to use weighted dice~

Bisect yelled, “YOU DISHONEST SON OF A–waaaaaait a minute….You don’t use dice when playing cards! Okay, well played.”

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What's y'alls feelings towards Kalinka

Bisect Man: “She must be protected, no matter what!”

The others murmur in agreement.

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Who has caused the most human casualties?

Bisect Man stroked his chin. “I’d say, based on what we learned about the events before the creation of my line, that would be Wily. He’s said to have, in the past, reprogrammed legions of Robot Masters to cause havoc in his bid for world domination.”