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Halo there are a few children bots running about

Halo smiles. “I wouldn’t mind letting them ride on my back. I’d love to meet them.”

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*plays a trombone with someone banging an oven door behind me*

Smorgasbord could feel the First Law blaring alerts in his head. He opens his little door and shoots out a projectile at the anon!Other attack unlocked! Freezing CoalDescription: Shoots out a chilly piece of coal that freezes whatever it touches.(Note: Freezing Coal is not Smorgasbord’s main attack, nor is it his actual Special Weapon.)

Smorgasbord attempts to shove the anon out of the way and open the oven door. He shouts at the anon, “You crazy?! What are you trying to do, kill someone?!”

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@bionicparrot reblogged for a starter.

Paint was painting a skyscraper in Mega City. It was sunset, and this was his last task for the day. He was busy directing robots in painting the building as according to the building owners’ specifications that he had recorded and kept in his robotic brain. Keeping the diagram of the building’s intended color scheme fresh in his memory circuits and busy with his strategy of directing the flying painter robots to make the paint application be as error-free as possible, he did not notice that someone was approaching him as he worked.

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The Sudden Portal

@not-the-usual-suspects liked for a starter.

Bisect Man was walking en route to the factory where he worked, when suddenly a portal opened in the sky in the general area ahead of him. Seeing someone fall through, he quickly took action and ran, jumping through the air and catching the person, before landing on the grassy ground to the side of the road. He gently sets the person down, before asking, “Are you okay?”

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@crescend0-infinite liked for a starter.

Halo Man was currently sitting at a cafe, enjoying an iced E-tank. He was trying to relax, as the general feeling among the SCNs was a feeling of apprehension, as most of his line felt as if another attack was imminent, as long as Ring Man was still out there, probably trying to hunt the rest of his line down. Halo felt slightly nervous about it all, not because he was afraid, but rather due to his lack of combat experience. As far as he knew, most of his line lacked combat experience--Myco and Paint had their first battle against an attacker recently, and the rest had never fought against anyone. His inner sense of ‘light of justice’ filled him with courage, making him feel almost ready to take on anything--but there was still this sense of lingering doubt.

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@dsn-001​ liked for a starter.

Brimstone was walking down the street, his guard up. It was nighttime, and he didn’t want to be attacked by any rogue robots like what had happened to his brothers Myco and Paint. He didn’t want to fight another Ring Man, that was for certain. As he turned the corner, he freezes, as if from fear, before seemingly trying to calm his wires. Was this the feeling of nervousness? He wasn’t sure. What he did know was that he didn’t want to do anything rash, that was for sure. Normally he’d be the one doing the scaring, but when the threat of being under attack was an ever-present feeling, he wasn’t so sure that scaring others to be the greatest of ideas at this time. Best to reserve spooking others for when he was working at the amusement park.

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Paint do you have a favorite color?

Paint: “Do rainbows count? I can change the color of paint i produce at will to whatever I need for the job, kind of like switching weapons, I guess?”

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What's your favorite fungi myco?

Myco exclaims, “ALL OF THEM!”