#bisexual arthur

[honkshoo-zzz]

let! them! kiss!

[theroundbartable]

On the night of Arthur's wedding, Arthur goes to Merlin, looking extremely awkward.

Merlin is confused at first, but doesn't ask what Arthur wants until he's ready to ask. Eventually Arthur clears his throat.

Arthur: so.... Merlin. You're a physician.

Merlin: well observed, Arthur.

Arthur: so you know about ... *Flails arms* bodies.

Merlin: bodies?

Arthur: female bodies.

Merlin: .... You're not here so I can give you the talk, are you?

Arthur: oh good, you're catching on. Look, my father only ever told me that I shouldn't spend alone time with women, because that can cause pregnancy. But Gwen and I talked and we like... WANT kids, so... What actually... What do I need to do to make that happen?

Merlin: *staring* oh boi. *He pauses, but decides to jump right into it.*

*begins to explain very professionally how sex works. Feeling awkward the entire time.*

So... Any questions?

Arthur: *very red in the face* ....

Arthur: can.... I don't... I don't have to worry that I got some of my knights pregnant, do I?

Merlin: why would you ask.... Oh. OH... No... Not to my knowledge....I mean... No. Unless you did... But you were already with Gwen, when he came to Camelot. Never mind, you're save.

Arthur: *still red* oh. Okay. That's... that's a relief.

*silence*

Merlin: I think Gwen is waiting.

Arthur: YES, yes of course. Thank you, Merlin.

*Leaves*

Merlin: .... I'm so glad I killed Uther.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

i’m a firm believer in pansexual arthur pendragon supremacy

[flanicecream]

holy shit (x)

[flanicecream]

arthur: [bisexual noises]

[darketerea]

Hello people of tumblr! I’m asking for your help! Some months ago i read an amazing Merlin fanfiction, but i can’t find it anymore! Would you help me find it? It was a modern setting fiction where Arthur asks his best friend and artist Merlin to help him attend a family reunion as his official boyfriend, since Uther is in denyial about Arthur’s bisexuality and Arthur wants to show that he’s serious about his sexual orientation. Merlin thinks that Artur is serious about him being his boyfriend and is overly happy, only to find out that Arthur is only pretending and this thing brokes his heart.

Plzzzz help!