#bisexual jokes

[bisexuality-the-concept]

Don't hang around me too much if you don't wanna be bi. 3 girls I was friends with in middle school are bi, my ex is bi, I'm friends with at least 1 bi person rn. My powers may be dimmed since I realised I'm bi, but I refuse to believe they're broken. i'm turning the frogs and your children bi and i won't stop until i've got everyone

[themusingsofacurlyhairednerd]

Oh so when Jesus says to love everybody that’s a core belief of the Bible, but when I, a bisexual, say I love everybody I’m going to hell for it?

[neptunic-loser]

bisexual? in this economy? buddy, im rentsexual

[reenvhai]

I'm bi because im attracted to both, smarts and stupids. For example I felt very attracted to my classmate when i read her A-graded academic writings and saw her incredibly crafted masterpieces. But i also felt so hotly attracted when she left her bag on our shared locker and forgot the key inside, effectively locking herself out until one of us came to rescue

[dragonlads]

Ya’ll I gotta ask, are Bisexuals made out of

Boron and Iodine?

[queerpride]

quick someone help me think of a joke

[bookwormmads]

I don’t remember who’s the creator of this meme, but if you do, please let me know so I can tag them!!!!!

[tumbleweedstillhaspanic]

I'm bisexual so you know what that means...I have twice the amount of awkward interactions with both sexes...man or woman...doesn't matter to me I'm gonna make shit weird.