#bisexualagenda

[hotgirlcastiel]

nothing is worse than watching football and listening to the announcers say "tight sack"

why are you as men talking about how tight another’s mans sack is

[irrigatedfield]

The part of me that’s straight wants to walk down these stairs with my trophy husband on my arm into the corporate dinner party we’re hosting. The gay part of me wants to run around this cottage with my wife and all our dogs and cats before going inside to sit by a fire with warm soup and good books.

[callawells]

Disaster bi is falling off the couch and knocking shit over because you were sitting sideways, trying to cuff your jeans and lost your balance.

[bisexual-dinosaur]

Bisexual culture is doing finger guns as a reaction to anything

[caffeineghostie]

The bisexual agenda is being attracted to two genders and sucking at flirting with either of them.

[bisexual-dinosaur]

When I Discovered Girls/Girls/Boys by P!ATD

Me: yes...Yes...YEs...YES...

Y E S

[thatkilljoyy]

I'm sexist but both ways so it cancels out.

I objectify women and commodify men.

[hotgirlcastiel]

Idk how to make the music note but pls do that ask game

smoking out the window by silk sonic :-)