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25, prev bucks-bunny

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[mogielnik]

i found love in the labirynth….

[weltenwellen]

To Be Alive Gregory Orr

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOD

[kingfisher-colours]

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.

[mmleepmlorp]

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

[chainsawmansheart]

[natalieironside]

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

[breadbird]

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

[deathbyotpin123]

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

[charlesoberonn]

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

[grifalinas]

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

[teaboot]

😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

wish we were still on Tumblr instead of the void

[harmshake]

Kat, you better preach! 👏🏾

[everfaye]

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

[bintro]

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

[rocketbirdie]

easy. lmao

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[blood-and-breath]

if I got the stigmata I would be soooo insufferable about it like no I’m sorry I can’t hang out it’s the— yeah the stigmata. you know from god? yeah.... no it’s fine it doesn’t even hurt that bad. yeah the holes are like gaping and whats that? yep the side wound is vaginal for sure

[rylandsgrace]

#Being his daughter in 2025 wasn't for the weaks

[a-wandering-consulting-timelord]

How did Ronance and Steddie become two of the most viable and evidenced ships in ST5?!

[andi-mec-wheeler]

You know it's bad queerbaiting when Supernatural starts trending because of it.

[toktopus-art]

i haven't seen season 5 yet but i assume this is what happened right?