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[hermannsthumb]

7 😏

Prompt (from here): Engagement Sex!; Newmann

Rating: fairly E, NSFW

(i had FUN with this one)

"How many people should we invite?" Newt says. "We don't have to make it a whole thing, if you don't want. Just--do that again--a courthouse. Run in, run out, off to our honeymoon."

"Newton," Hermann sighs, stilling his hips and pressing his forehead to Newt's sweat-damp back. "Please, darling, will you--"

Newt turns his head to frown back at him. "Hey, why'd you stop?" Hermann makes a small sound of disbelief, but grips Newt's waist a bit tighter and rocks into him again. Newt moans low and buries his face in the pillows. "Oh, shit, that's good, Hermann, you're so good at this, should we have a reception?" Hermann ignores him, choosing instead to rock in a little harder, but Newt is undeterred. "If we have a reception I want karaoke. That'd be cool."

"Absolutely not," Hermann pants. "In no way--"

"More," Newt urges, and Hermann obliges gladly, slips a hand around to Newt's front to stroke him off. "Yeah, like that, Hermann, I can't believe we're getting married. I'm gonna get to call you my husband.” Newt whines and bucks into Hermann’s fist. “That's so hot."

"What is?" Hermann plants a few sloppy kisses to Newt's shoulder, works his hips furiously. Newt's far more responsive to flattery in bed, but Hermann doesn't mind getting his own ego stroked every now and then.

"My husband Hermann," Newt moans, fisting the bedsheets, and, well, Hermann will take it, "shit, I love you so much, Hermann, Hermann, can I take your last name, oh--"

"We can't very well have two Dr. Gottliebs running about," Hermann says. "It'd be--" Newt cants his hips back and Hermann swears loudly against Newt’s back, digging his nails into Newt's skin. "--far, ah, Newton, far too--must we have this conversation now?"

"Right," Newt says, “sorry, sorry, keep going, I’m really close--wait, use your hand with the--the ring on it, that’s even sexier--”

[cajynn]

27 💕💕💕💕💕 pls

27: Keeping the other person warm

The concrete walls and floors of the Shatterdome are cold and unforgiving, and the thin sheets they provide you with don’t do much to help. It’s late, and Hermann can feel the chill in his bones. He thinks about getting up to put his parka on, but his leg protests, and so he stays, shivering at his desk.

He glances over at Newt, who’s got his sleeves rolled up and top two buttons unbuttoned. He slices away at a piece of kaiju, and Hermann notices a sheen of sweat across his forehead. He almost envies Newt’s job in that moment. The most his work requires of him is climbing a ladder, and that’s not nearly enough to keep him warm.

Hermann does his best to concentrate on his work, and ignore the way his fingers get stiff from the cold. He doesn’t notice when Newt finishes his dissection and crosses the line to his side of the lab, and startles when he feels a hand on his shoulder.

“Dude, you look freezing.”

His shoulder instantly warms when Newt touches him. He’s like a walking furnace, and Hermann desperately wants to curl into him. But that would be unprofessional, so he settles for a sarcastic remark instead.

“How astute of you, Newton,” he grumbles. “Now please let me get back to work.”

Newton laughs and says, “You’re fingers are gonna stop working if you don’t warm your hands. Here.”

And before Hermann can say anything, Newt grabs his hands and starts massaging warmth back into them. Hermann stares at their hands in shock. The relief is almost immediate. Hermann’s heart thuds in his chest, and he’s trembling slightly, though it has nothing to do with the cold this time.

He glances at Newt, who meets his gaze. Hermann flushes but can’t bring himself to look away. Newt intertwines their fingers.

“C’mon, why don’t you take a break?” Just for a few minutes so you can warm up.” 

Newt tugs slightly, and Hermann just nods and follows wordlessly. Newt leads them to the couch they keep in the lab, and lays down, motioning for Hermann to join him. Hermann does, pressing his back to Newt’s front, desperate to leach off of the heat radiating from him. It’s not the most comfortable, the couch is hardly that big, but Hermann wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

Newt drapes his arm around Hermann’s middle and tugs him close. He noses the back of his neck gently, and Hermann sighs contentedly. Yes, he thinks, this is a very nice break.

[heterophobicdaniel]

katie i thought u should know i read the title of your blog as "bussy being busy" idk how it registered as that in my head but it did ajdhfj

GFTCGVBHJN THAT SHOULD BE MY TITLE

[cinnamonrollhewlett]

Hewlett, Simcoe, Anna Strong, Richard Woodhull, Robert Townsend, and Peggy Shippen 🎶

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff: Richard (sorry, dude)

Kiss: Anna

Marry: Robert <3

Set on Fire: Simcoe

Wrap a Blanket around: Hewlett

Be Roommates with: Peggy

[necrofuturism]

GROWING A KAIJU IN AN UNDER GROUND LABORATORY GOD I WISH AUs WERE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BECOME ACTUAL ADAPTIONS ID DIE THAT'S SO CUTE

I’D PAY FOR IT IF I HAD THE MONEYYYYYY

(also Thing would be an adorable kaiju parasite. either that or a disembodied autonomous jaeger hand mounted on a go kart. smth like that.)

[kingfindekano]

hey i love u and ur a gift to this world thought you should know 💗😘👻

What a coincidence!! I love you, and you’re a gift to this world as well, even though you’ve forsaken tommy wiseau in favor of blogging about burn gorman💗💗

[newtkins]

not to be dramatic on main but you make the best newmann videos ever and they make me emotional

not to be emo on main but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you so much ella ;_;

[cajynn]

MY NAME STARTS WITH E

LOL yeah i was talking abt u and erica. i’m always double and triple checking to make sure i don’t mix up your names bc that’s absolutely something my dumbass would do ajdkfkmf