#bisexualethanhunt

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huntley: *talks about everything that has gone wrong in the history of the imf* brandt: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Seeking advice from you or your followers: What would be a good cheese to go on a pork belly sandwich?

Help? :)

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some things i’m currently into, tagged by tumblr user willedriley! bless u bb :3

1 SONG; deffo empty gold or hold me down by halsey

2 MOVIES; oh god jurassic world JUST GIVE ME A BABY STEGO THAT STAYS SMALL AND NEVER GROWS UP

3 SHOWS; sense8 and i FINALLY had the time to start s3 of oitnb

4 PEOPLE; hhhmm chris evans forever and always, sam heughan, halsey (just followed her on insta), plenty of others this is such a weird thing to think of

5 FOODS; oh god chips ahoy iced coffee from dunkins, butterbeer (i was just in universal studios), extra toasty cheezits and bagel sandwiches from this place near my house that are the most spectacularly magically delicious things you’ve ever had

6 people to tag; bisexualethanhunt, jackmercers, rebeccatsb, biglywolf, stbartsmolly, and trulycharmed

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YOUR AESTHETIC: TOM CRUISE'S FAT ASS.

MICHALS

but… yes

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a little bit yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHA

the alternative housewife who has colored hair and picks her kids up wearing band t-shirts and lets their aunt michals teach them how to be punk and wear skulls correctly

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For the meme, top 6 Brandt/Ethan headcanons ;)

See, this is why I love michals. She asks all the important questions.

Their first date is in Spain. Ethan’s got a nice evening planned out, complete with dinner at a fancy place. It goes brilliantly until Jane and Benji track them down halfway through the main course. To quote, “WE WERE ON A MISSION, ASSHOLES. DOWNTIME DOES NOT EQUAL STARING DRAMATICALLY INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES ACROSS A CANDLELIT TABLE.”

Will has a cat named President Lincoln that Ethan hates with all his heart, and the cat hates him right back. He spends three weeks pretending he loves the cat (for Will’s sake), while the cat takes every opportunity to scratch him and hiss at him. One time Will has to go on a solo mission, leaving Ethan to look after President Lincoln. He returns in a week to find his apartment in ruins, and Ethan sitting with his arms and legs crossed on the floor looking really pissy, while the cat lounges on the only intact sofa left. Needless to say, Will blames Ethan and President Lincoln gets off scot-free.

They have a bad habit of finding empty rooms and making out in them. Benji walks in on them so many times that every time he opens a door he half-expects to see Ethan and Will kissing. It’s a nightmarish existence, but he does have plenty of blackmail material.

Luther was initially happy for Ethan - until every single conversation became about Will. “Last mission it took him exactly 0.97 seconds to come up with a foolproof plan”; “He likes his coffee black”; “He prefers Zeppelin to the Stones, who even does that”; “He’s very indecisive when it comes to choosing what tie to wear”… it goes on and on. Until one day when Luther just claps his hand over Ethan’s mouth, looks him in the eye and declares, “Enough. I will murder you and hide your body if I hear one more fucking word.” Thanks to Ethan he knows way more about Will than he ever wanted to.

Will is a blanket-hogger. He refuses to stop until “WEAR SOME FUCKING SOCKS ETHAN YOUR FEET ARE COLDER THAN SATAN’S ASSCRACK.”

But at the end of the day the entire IMF knows that fucking with either one of them is practically suicidal - Ethan once shot a man at point-blank range because he was aiming a gun at Will, and Will has more than once gone full-on John McClane to save Ethan with absolutely zero regard to his own well-being. It’s both idiotic and awe-inspiring, the lengths they will go to for each other.

Half of these are taken directly from conversations with both michals and deathby-stiles. Fun times xD

Ask me my Top 6 anything

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talking migp with bisexualethanhunt is at the top of my favorite things to do <33

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4, 28

4. What’s your current NOTP?

Olicity

28. Does shipping come easily to you?

it's all i know now [stares into horizon]