#bishop dowser

[rapidstrike]

grand slam

based ball horse is me red panda is bishop mouse is crispy

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[nonet-ritual]

Ask what Billy Dee Williams has to say about the situation

Frankly, I'd rather put a sword in my mouth and PULL THE TRIGGER. This isn't my first interaction with innocuous portals to sinister dimensions. Acknowledge what's on the other side for so much as a moment, and you've invited an inter-dimensional invasion into your own private chamber. And that sounds like a whole lot of dancing and artificial drama for which I am PRESENTLY NOT IN THE MOOD. Checking under the PILLOW, however, could be worth a shot. I've already explained that this LOCK is not one to be opened by key, so I really don't know what we're hoping to find, but a beast of greed like myself would never say no to more trinkets and baubles.

Eureka! A SMALL VARIETY of SPICED OLIVES. These will surely prove USEFUL in subsiding an inconsequential measurement of HUNGER. Fascinating!

Court Mage Bishop Dowser adds the SPICED OLIVES to his REGISTER.

[nonet-ritual]

Try smearing the soap on the wall into the shape of a lock for your new key, maybe it'll work, it's magic.

A lesser mage would surely SCOFF and TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF, but - as a wizard of distinguished reputation - I can attest to the fact that this may very well serve our desires.

So it is, and so it shall be.

What a profound waste of soap.

[nonet-ritual]

Grind the soap on the wall to reshape it into a key

This feels stupid, and it will probably be recollected as a moment of regret later on.

Unreal.

Unfortunately, the LOCK isn't one by which you'd open with a key. Furthermore, a critical quantity of NETTLE SOAP has now been wasted - at least a dozen baths' worth. But I suppose this could come in handy later, so we'll hold on to it for now.