Apr 15, 2021
Stephen Gardiner: I’m sorry for breaking your glasses.
Audley: That’s fine, I’ve seen enough.
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Stephen Gardiner: I’m sorry for breaking your glasses.
Audley: That’s fine, I’ve seen enough.
Audley: Well, we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Cromwell: Probably Gardiner.
Charles Brandon: Man, there was the biggest fucking nerd in your seat the other day.
Gardiner: That was me with my glasses on.
Gardiner: Archbishop Warham has insanely strong opinions on everything. Go ahead, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.
Bishop of Hereford: Hey, Archbishop, what’s the worst multiple of four?
Warham: Twelve, obviously! Dumbass!
Cromwell: Let’s see how useful you are, “Stephen”.
Stephen Gardiner: You say that like it’s an insult, but that’s actually just how you say my name.
Speaker Audley: All right now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Gardiner: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Audley: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
Bishop Fisher: You can’t make everybody like you. You’re not Thomas More.
Stephen Gardiner: Not everyone likes More, though.
Fisher: WHO DOESN’T LIKE MORE?
Stephen Gardiner: No one, I-
Fisher: I NEED NAMES, NOW!
Stephen Gardiner: You read my diary?
Thomas Cromwell: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.