#bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hypokeimena]

god sometimes i write out image descriptions on my phone and, because my phone's latin keyboard is set to german AND english, it starts to randomly autocorrect words to german. in other news,

be as [german: knitted] about it. yeah obviously that's what i meant yeah that makes a lot more sense than the alternative, completely unknown and DEFINTELY less contextually comprehensible english phrase 'be as strict about it'. fuck you!!!

this shit sucks because i do double check for typos before posting these days (nothing mortifies me like a typo in the image description, it makes me feel like i have brought dishonor on my house)....... but that doesn't help me here because IN GERMAN IT IS CORRECT so i dont even get a wobbly line. FUCK you!

[asmaroth]

What if I throw rocks at you

[slaygentford]

He’s the fourth wife crom is the fourth wife Cromwell is henrys fourth wife. He’s his fourth wife that’s why he hasn’t remarried it’s why he said cheerfully Henry is sick of me he’s his fourth wife not Anne of cleves I’m losing my m

[bastardnev]

THE MASK???????????????

[shirosucc]

not to be dramatic but if anyone says even one (1) vaguely negative thing about keith to my face i will literally fucking die

[flopstan]

BITHC IM SO EXCITED FOR DDD THIS IS ABOUT TO BE SO GOOD PLEASE STAN TALENT DON’T LET THESE GIRLS DOWN I LOVE THEM

[oshzt]

ok but... now you've traumatized me even more and i feel the need to return the favor? (and also to continue this awesome cockroach saga) This happened to my mom. When she was a kid, she went to her grandma's house in the countryside. She woke up in the middle or the night to go to the bathroom, which was downstairs. So she goes down the stairs and opens the light... and the floor is COVERED in a sea of cockroaches. They are literally crawling everywhere. She said her grandma found them cute.

BOTCH EH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT YT EUCN WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TUNE CUK THE HAUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE UK WHAT TUEKFM WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!!