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Arrives 15 minutes early with homemade coffee. "Wait. Hold on. I think I did that wrong--frick."

[motion-of-the-broceans]

✒ You received a video message from Hermes!

"Ahhhh I haven't seen this song in quite a long time. I was the inspiration for this song...to bad I left her floating in the middle of the sea~"

[aphro-ditty]

Sis, I think Uncle Crabby-pants is what the mortals say "high off of something."

"He is. And he needs to stop. Now."

[aphro-ditty]

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One day where they can do whatever they want to my muse.

"...I am slightly afraid as to what you might do to me, brother."

[motion-of-the-broceans]

Uncle Crabby-pants~!

{Ψ} “…..Hermes…I am sure I have expressed my hatred of that ridiculous name many times.”

[motion-of-the-broceans]

Doing what on purpose, Uncle Crabby-pants? Oh wait, I think I misspelled it as 'Poseidan'.

{Ψ}— “Hermes I’m going to throw you into Hades if you don’t stop!" Curse this spell that has been placed on him and his insufferable nephew

[motion-of-the-broceans]

"Whoops, I might have spelled it wrong as 'Posiedon.' Forgive me, Uncle Crabby-pants!" INWARD SNICKERS.

{Ψ}— And there goes another wave. At this point, the god was going to run out of clean pants. “H-Hermes I get the feeling you are doing this on purpose." 

[motion-of-the-broceans]

Uncle Crabby-pants, I feel a little slow today. How do you spell your name Poseidon?

{Ψ}— Again?! When this was all over Poseidon was going to chain his darling nephew in the deepest part of the ocean and leave him there for a century. “You know very well that’s correct…."