#bitchyreid

[heraelis]

THANK YOU for agreeing with me abt sparkling water all the posts ive seen are like “its yum!” like 🤢 get covid testing bc yall are tasteless

GET COVID TESTING Y’ALL ARE TASTELESS IS MY NEW FAVORITE INSULT, THANK YOU KARI. 

no but seriously WHO thinks sparkling water is good?? i fear for them. this also goes for like sparkling seltzers and alcohol like why did white claw become such a big thing - it is the MOST disgusting thing ever. 

[almightyellie]

i think the worst thing abt me following this acc is u always seem to post ur horny asks AFTER h*rny kari has simmered down to normal kari

if we were horny at the same time we would be too powerful and the world might explode

[luvrgirl555]

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this is so hard but these are the only ones i think of

1. jenny currano

2. penelope garcia

3. brittany s pierce

[almightyellie]

i love the way our blogs follow each other like we are not in the same fandoms but we still follow and interact w one other on the simple basis that we are Wives

women in love. it’s a sight to behold

[heraelis]

pls!!!! i love ur name leah i will 100% trust u if ur name is leah leahs are always kind to me

IT’S BECAUSE YOU DESERVE ALL THE KINDNESS. EVERYONE HAS TO BE KIND TO YOU AND IF SOMEONE ISN’T I JUST HAVE TO FIGHT THEM. those are the rules. 

[heraelis]

hi leah! is it cheesy to say i missed you? i missed you! how are u

kari omg. i think about you sometimes during work and i’m just like “how is kari i want to check my phone” but then i CAN’T and i love u. i am doing good! had a productive day at work and i got home a little early and i ate dinner and now i’m eating a popsicle, so i am fully VIBING. 

[almightyellie]

not to be needy but i miss u and i love u and ummm kisses

kari 🥺 i love u the most ever and i always miss u okay

[almightyellie]

do i actively check my name under ur blogs??? no that embarrasing and narcissistic who would do that; next question.

..........WHY ARE WE THE SAME PERSON SJFKSJCJSS i’m obsessed with u