Apr 16
the uncles that show up to family gatherings but never really say what they are to each other. they are judging you btw
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the uncles that show up to family gatherings but never really say what they are to each other. they are judging you btw
I’m like an axolotl. Any moving object right in front of my face will become food. Instantly in the mouth vacuum. Triggers my predatory instincts.
So yeah I’m sorry I bit off half of your finger when you were reprimanding me but like I’m literally neurodivergent it’s not my fault.
Anyone else ever get that tingle in your gums where it’s like “Wow I need to bite something NOW” or is that just a me thing ?
biting ppl is cool & fun, actually
some summer onkeys because its been hot here lately
sonic and shadow button ups are from here
ok whatever (turns your mermaids gay)
editing & gyn is @ggabraxas
my bird wouldn't shut the fuck up so in a last ditch effort i tilted the tv towards his cage and pulled up youtube. he immediately perched himself where he'd be able to watch and the second i put on the monterey bay aquarium's shark cam livestream he went quiet. he's eating his pellets right now watching in complete silence. thank you monterey bay aquarium.