#bitsy spider

[the-names-catastrophe]

Here, have four comic covers for important beats in my Spider-Man universe!

Don't ask how all of MJ's hair fits in her mask.

[ask-crimson-web-and-bitsy133217]

Okay so Doc Ock got away and made it so I had to lay low for a while, no social media. But she's just disappeared without a trace for now.

Now that the serious stuff's out the way, what the hell is with other universes and this hero (?) group called the Avengers? In this universe almost all our heroes are teenagers but all of you guys make 'em sound like adults.

[mj-watson133217]

Yeah no. Don't let the good doctor do risky tests with those arms. They could drive them insane.

I'll try but I am only a high-schooler! Wait I'm literally friends with her boss

@the-meme-team133217 Hedge please talk to her?

[the-meme-team133217]

Oh hey! Another Harry! Well, Hedge I suppose. Nice to meet another version of me besides Harry Sr that is doing decently! So, hello from Earth 7777520!

- Harry (@fog-weaver-of-nyc)

It's nice to meet ya too! Don't worry, I've already been briefed about the multiverse. It's nice to know that other versions of me are doing well!

^H

[ask-crimson-web-and-bitsy133217]

Other spiders, I need some advice. Green Goblin just appeared and, uh, he's a kid. A clearly mistreated kid. He flinches whenever I raise my voice. I'd like to help him but I don't know how.

[ask-crimson-web-and-bitsy133217]

Hello everyone! Crimson Web here. I have decided it's finally time to make a blog of my own, so civilians can contact Bitsy Spider and I.

Some quick introductions:

I am Crimson Web, and I use she/her pronouns. My favourite villain I've fought has got to be that one teen who stole holograms to make it look like he had powers, purely because of how dramatic that fight was.

The child in purple and red that patrols with me once a week is Bitsy Spider. He uses he/him pronouns, although that could change. He hasn't started his self-discovery yet, you see. His favourite hero is the Prowler. I tell him that he's technically an anti-hero, but the kid doesn't listen.

Bitsy doesn't have a phone yet, he's too young. So I'll ask him questions he's asked out loud and type them down. I will sometimes let him answer them properly.

Bitsy is a child, so no inappropriate questions.

Don't ask for either of our identities.

[ask-crimson-web-and-bitsy133217]

CW's distracted so I'm gonna befriend Mysterio >:) Bitsy and I have a mission to do!

[ask-crimson-web-and-bitsy133217]

Well the Avengers aren’t ALL assholes, just Stark in particular, the rest are alright at least in my verse. Anyway most heroes in 4563 are adults right now, a lot of them definitely started hero work as teenagers. Avengers however they started when they were adults, I didn’t think it was that unusual until right now ~ @ask-spider-thorn

Stark???? Who's that? I don't think we've got a version of him here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯