The! Meme! Team!

MJW's friends

[the-meme-team133217]

Hi everyone!! We're @mj-watson133217's friends!! We should introduce ourselves properly! I'll go first, my name is Paige Parker, my pronouns are she/her, and I'm 16! (I skipped a year lol) I'll sign my posts with a P!

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I guess I'll go next. I'm Michelle Jones. I use she/they pronouns and I'm 17. My posts will be signed with an M

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'Sup, y'all?! It's Eugene Thompson, comin' at ya live - or not live? - with the freshest memes! I'm nearly 18, I use he/him pronouns but y'all can call me whatever! I'll sign off with an E so ya know it's one of mine!

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Uh, hey, everybody? Ned Leeds here. I'm the second youngest of the group, at not quite 17. My pronouns are he/him. I'm gonna use an N on my posts

[the-meme-team133217]

So, I have been roped into the group (thanks Paige) and I've been told to introduce myself!

The name's Hedge Osborn, they/them pronouns and I'm almost 18. I'll use either a H or a 🌳, I haven't decided yet lol.

[the-meme-team133217]

Hey everyone! It's great to be back in Republic City! Gwen Stacy's the name, and stars are my game! I'm 18, and I use she/star pronouns! I'll be signing off on my posts with G

[mj-watson133217]

Yeah no. Don't let the good doctor do risky tests with those arms. They could drive them insane.

I'll try but I am only a high-schooler! Wait I'm literally friends with her boss

@the-meme-team133217 Hedge please talk to her?

[ask-spider-man-61610]

She's not gonna listen. Call an ethics board and tell them she's experimenting on herself. Even if it's not true now, I reckon you've got about T-minus three days before she starts. If that fails, resort to more direct approaches.

[the-meme-team133217]

Fucking- yeah. I'll do that.

^H

[mj-watson133217]

Yeah no. Don't let the good doctor do risky tests with those arms. They could drive them insane.

I'll try but I am only a high-schooler! Wait I'm literally friends with her boss

@the-meme-team133217 Hedge please talk to her?

[the-meme-team133217]

I'll try to talk to her

I dunno how well it'd go though because I'm really only a figurehead at this point

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

Have you all set up a Minecraft server to play together with?

Uh, obviously we have, dude! It was my idea!

*E

[the-meme-team133217]

You guys have benders and the avatar! Yo, that's fantastic!

It's cool as shit! I wish I could bend, man

*E

[the-meme-team133217]

Ooh! Tell us how the trip goes!

It went well! Johnny was a good sport and let me ask as many questions I could think of about space! And we get along great irl as well as online which is good! Also a symbiote snuck to earth with him?

~P

[the-meme-team133217]

So apparently my online friend went to space with his sister and sister's boyfriend, and said sister's bf is Reed Richards, the guy I'm doing my internship with??

I wanted to meet him offline anyway but now I have to so I can bug him about space!

~P

[the-meme-team133217]

So I met him irl and he's apparently the avatar? Which is super cool! But also I didn't expect that? I wonder if he has any teachers for the other elements...

~P

Paige, you're not pimping us out to Johnny Storm so he can learn proper bending techniques. He's gotta befriend the rest of us first

-M

[the-meme-team133217]

So apparently my online friend went to space with his sister and sister's boyfriend, and said sister's bf is Reed Richards, the guy I'm doing my internship with??

I wanted to meet him offline anyway but now I have to so I can bug him about space!

~P

[the-meme-team133217]

I was never formally disowned, so I'm in charge of Oscorp, which is pretty dumb. I do need to find a new head? scientist though. Aunt May recommend Dr Oliva Octavius, so I'll ask her.

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

( ╥ω╥ ) Our little brother just passed away :(

Hedge 'nd I are gonna take a break from the blog for a while, 'cuz it's grieving time(｡•́︿•̀｡)

~P

[the-meme-team133217]

I'm sorry about your little brother. You have my condolences.

Make sure you send Norman's ass to hell for what he did.

Hedge and Paige appreciate your condolences. Don't worry about Osborn, though, he's already being dragged for what he did >:) Eddie Brock released an episode of his show about Osborn and Matt Murdock is the prosecutor against him

-M

[the-meme-team133217]

My condolences for your current situation. I am thankful my own daughter is recovering, I don't know what I'd do if we were in the same situation. I'll see if others in the Cluster can offer you some comfort as well.

- Fog-Weaver

Thanks for the comfort. I think the only thing we can do right now is hope that he'll get better. I have a feeling that more people would just overwhelm us, so maybe hold off for now?

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

Bad news. Our little brother has been hospitalized and they don't think he'll last the night. Paige's been crying her eyes out and I'm not far behind. We'll, uh, keep you updated but I don't think Paige and I will be able to answer questions for a while.

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

Hope the new addition gets better! How’s he doing right now?

He's doing alright! We just watched Treasure Planet with him! He seems to be doing worse health-wise, though

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

Hedge and I have a new little brother!!

He's not very trusting, which is understandable, considering who fostered him before :(

~P

He's also very sickly from whatever Norman did to him. Poor kid won't even let us take him to the hospital.

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

Oh hey! Another Harry! Well, Hedge I suppose. Nice to meet another version of me besides Harry Sr that is doing decently! So, hello from Earth 7777520!

- Harry (@fog-weaver-of-nyc)

It's nice to meet ya too! Don't worry, I've already been briefed about the multiverse. It's nice to know that other versions of me are doing well!

^H

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Yeaaaaaaah about that. Only a couple of us are doing okay. Most of us have ended up as the hobgoblin, dead, or both. I also think in some universes we end up addicted to drugs? Don't quote me on that. Norman being a dick is also a universal constant, I'm kinda glad took me in so that I didn't become the hobgoblin.

[ask-mommylonglegs]

It’s cool I mean I’m doing fine if you squint.

- Harry Sr.

[the-meme-team133217]

That's- huh. We must have worse luck than the Parkers

Either that or universes hate us

^H

[the-meme-team133217]

Oh hey! Another Harry! Well, Hedge I suppose. Nice to meet another version of me besides Harry Sr that is doing decently! So, hello from Earth 7777520!

- Harry (@fog-weaver-of-nyc)

It's nice to meet ya too! Don't worry, I've already been briefed about the multiverse. It's nice to know that other versions of me are doing well!

^H