Bittens
River, high as hell: look! I dressed the black kittens as bats for halloween
Jonathan, also high: dude...they're bittens. Because you can't call them batcats or catbats. They would be bittens because they're bat kittens.
River: why can't we call them batcats or catbats
Jonathan: .........
Jonathan: because I said
Corey: I like bittens. Kinda like you're saying bitchin' *giggles*
Jonathan: *takes the weed away from him* no more for you, you've had enough *keeps it all to himself*
Corey: *whines*
River: awwww the kitties!!!
Jonathan: *lightly slaps River* THEY ARE BITTENS, MISTER








