#bitterbeetle

[calme-antique]

Sometimes it feels a bit redundant to keep bringing up the same fics over and over, but these lines are so fricking iconic. @bitterbeetle 's Foreign Scenes was my first Klance fanfic, and I'm not gonna lie, I reread portions of it everyday and I always have a tab open to it on my phone. It was the fic that made me realize that I could be more than just a casual observer of fanon, of fanfic and hcs, that I could be a part of the fandom, and w/o them, I don't think I would've loved this community (or even Klance) as deeply as I do. @hiuythn 's there, nestled against his pulse was my second fanfic, and wow, can you imagine the angst it brought me. I love this fic so much, and it brought me to tears so many times. Then, ofc, we have @dimplesandcurlsss HDBAH. Who doesn't know this fic, or the Providence speech. This fic has my heart, and I constantly recommend this story to people, even if they aren't familiar with VLD (Yall should also check out her other stories, especially Follow My Lead). Now, I've suggested fics to yall before, and all of them I love equally. But these three, they represent the points at which I fell further and further in love with the fandom, where I began to envision myself talking to other fans and writing my own fanfic and finding characters who I could see myself in. They are special in that they brought me into the Klance fandom. Now, as for @apvrrish 's fit the crown to my head, I've yet to read it. I've been recommended it countless of times, but I'm saving it for a time when I'm feeling especially low, and I need something to pick me up. Irrespective of that fact, these authors are some of my biggest inspirations, and I love them so much that I'm honest to god tearing up typing this. But please, please, support their work. Whether that's reading their stories for the first time, rereading it, leaving comments and Kudos, or recommending their fics, please. Les amo con todo mi corazón.

[madokasoratsugu]

bitterbeetle replied to your post “im in the mood for pencil sketches but idk what to draw so hmu if u...”

first of all the way you draw braids are so soft and cute second of all yONA IN YOUR STYLE WOULD BE ADORABLE

AW SHUCKS thats so sweet/// ;v;;; i wanted to draw a soft yona but i kept thinking of recent arc yona so uh its a mix i guess :”DD 

i love yona...i should draw her and the happy dragon bunch more :”))

[legendarydesvender]

okay amelie-inspired klance sounds beautiful but ARTEMIS FOWL AU????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH would anyone take the role of arty and co or would you just take the lore and run with it?? I'd be pumped for either ngl

Uhhh this was a thing I came up with for fun on Twitter like months ago and I barely remember it BUT it was going to be a gen fic sort of thing.  Pidge is going to be in Artemis’ role, trying to find Sam and Matt.  Shiro is Butler.  Hunk is Foaly.  Keith and Lance are members of the LEP.  I can’t remember what Allura and Coran were, maybe more LEP?  

I didn’t get very far with this AU because I wanted to read the whole series first, it’s been like 10 years since I read ... Opal Menace?? Something about Opal???  I’m not sure what kind of plot I’d make with them all but that’s probably their character roles.

[madokasoratsugu]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

first things first…..this is witch au mildly inspired by umineko :”)) im actually….kinda planning a multichap soutaku w this au so slight preview i guess?? i might still change (probably, definitely) chara personalities/outfits so take everything w a pinch of salt? nice. uh. here u go i guess. it wasnt as sexy as i wanted it to b but i still think its good :”D

The first thing he’d get rid of was the disgusting cloak.

It’s tattered and bloodied and the rattling bones that come with every silent step unnerves. Also its hideous and incredibly out of fashion.

But what comes after - there’s where he’s stuck.

Souma presses his cheek harder into his palm.

The damned cloak hangs off every odd angle of the witch, flesh and cloth and bottles alike. His figure is an amalgamation of protrusions and void.

Still, Souma’s mind wanders.

A dark tunic and equally dark leggings. Hugging a slim waist, boney arms. Long, too long perhaps, fingers that beckon death. Jagged fingernails that’d dig deep to hurt, to mark.

But beneath - pale skin, bare shoulders. Clean nape, sloping down a rigid spine bending to the touch, needing. His hand would fit nicely between waist and hip bone, that juts out finely.

Skin smooth to the touch, like fresh porcelain. A blank canvas, ready to be littered with red.

Really, he could do this all day. But shit, shit. Takumi’s back is stiffening, cracking straighter than it already is and shit.

The witch whips his head around, eyes burning through the holes of his mask.

“Like what you see, prince?” His voice is sickly sweet, dripping with blood. The wolf’s skull perched on his shoulder howls at Souma to shut up and reconsider his words.

“Hmngh.” Is Souma’s very smart response, because it’s very, very hard to think up something clever when Takumi is advancing upon him with that slow, smooth slink.

It gets harder when Takumi straddles his lap. Then the witch has Souma’s chin pinched, forcefully pulled close to his bird beak mask Souma still suspects to be carved from bone.

“Speak up.”

Souma figures he doesn’t need to, when his lower half is doing all the talking.

Takumi’s smile is vicious, thin.

“If you want something.” And that heinous witch grinds his hips down. “Pay.”

Two pounds of my thigh for a blowjob, please. Souma wants to joke, but he doesn’t because he has a sickening suspicion that’s how witch deals actually work.Takumi yanks Souma’s chin harder, bumping the beak of the mask against the bridge of Souma’s nose.

“If you don’t want to, I can be nice. I can help you stop wanting. Maybe if I stitched your eyes shut? Stuck a stake through your head?”

Souma wants to shake his head, but Takumi’s grip is vice.

“No? Hmm, too bad.”

Like liquid, Takumi is off Souma.

Okay, so romanticising and lusting after a witch is a stupid thing to do. Sue him. At least it’s not the stupidest thing he’s done.Buying that witch is.

[madokasoratsugu]

*kicks down door* that isshiki/tsukasa mafia au fic you wrote, w the poetry??? yeah that How Did You Write the poetry?? what inspired you to write it first off???

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first of all: im so sorry this took so long, i thought tumblr had deleted this from the face of existence + id dreamed about it even existing and just found it in my drafts ? tumblr ? why ? 

second: ooohh the isshiki/tsukasa fic ! /eye emoji/

the original fic was actually an older meta i wrote on my tumblr, and i added the poetry because the meta just didn’t feel complete without something more. i just knew i wanted to add something to it to really show how Tsukasa felt about Isshiki that he doesn’t say in explicit words in the fic.

i sigh a lot when im having bad times, and i like to imagine Tsukasa as the kind of person to be the opposite, where he can get so distracted he forgets to breathe during moments of absolute concentration, of absolute love - because he just doesn’t want to disturb that momentum of feelings. it was a lot about Tsukasa equating breathing (something he finds difficult to remember to do) with love (something even more difficult to do), how Isshiki helps him balance out his mind and how Tsukasa loses that balance again once he loses his love.

the poetry itself is structured how i imagine Tsukasa to literally think - methodical (with the counting), and a bit dreamy. the beat of the poem is meant to mimic inhaling and exhaling (hence all the counting haha), which kinda made it easier to structure. 

generally it was a very loose and fun work ! i kinda let the words just flow half the time and writing it was more about deleting parts that didn’t fit instead of editing the ones that did :”)) 

also i gotta write about the whole breathing and romance trope at least Once (1) for any fandom. i live for it.

thank u for asking, ilu !! :”DD

[madokasoratsugu]

bitterbeetle replied to your post “hi i'm behind on shokugeki why do you think it's going downhill should...”

IS THIS FOR RRREEEEEEAAAL LMFAO THE SHADOW HALF IM GONNA SHIT

I WISH I WAS FUCKING JOKING LMAOOO 

like, sure, ive wondered how damn low the series could get bUT DAMN, THIS IS BLOWING MY EXPECTATIONS OUTTA THE WATER. 

[madokasoratsugu]

bitterbeetle replied to your post “eri//na’s updated look Haunts me bc it looks like a middle school kid...”

im laughing because you can't quit cold turkey

i wanna quit but ppl still reblog it onto my dash w/out tagging and im a curious, spiteful binch; im in a crisis bwyn......

[madokasoratsugu]

bitterbeetle replied to your post “bitterbeetle replied to your post: ...”

thank god for hq!! im so behind on that too omfg. i'm preppin for that high quality binge. and bince ya know i cried. i ain't supposed to have feelings for the Enemy and yet......

OH GOSH you’re gonna enjoy the binge...it just keeps getting better and idk how ?? MAN even kyoko has her own little moment im... :”)))